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LOOK AT THE MEDIA. IT IS PERFECT.
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Hey people. It's been a while. Sorry's all around. Let's get a move on.
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WHY ARE THERE NO COMFORTABLE READING POSITIONS?
You're sitting one way, and then a minute later your foot hurts, so you change positions. Then your arm hurts cuz you're leaning on it, so you change positions. Then you're getting pins and needles, so you change positions.
15 minutes later...
Head on one side of couch, body bridging over, one arm holding book, the other keeping you upright, one leg on the coffee table, other bent off the ground.
You: .... how in the world did I get like this?
Seriously, its 2018. Why have scientists not invented comfortable reading positions?
I wrote this. I hope you guys agree.
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-me at a bookstore-
*brings book up to counter*
Me: "I own a fandom account, sir, so I believe I should get a discount on this book."
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Mom: So you think all these actors are hot now? Well, in ten years you'll be saying-
Me: Look, kids, it's your father!
Mom: WHAT
Me: What?
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Perfect boys only exist in books
WHY
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My Brain:
2% phone numbers
3% Friends names
5% School stuff
90% fangirl knowledge
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Me on christmas: For christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Now now, let's be realistic
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"Your otp is fictional" They said
"They aren't real" They said
"Where did you get that rifle?" They said
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Me: I like you, new character
Me: ....
Me: *squints suspiciously*
Me: *squints even more suspiciously*
Me: You're going to die aren't you?
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Hope you enjoyed! Love you all!
<3
-Blue Raven
YOU ARE READING
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