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INCOMING MESSAGE
7:28 am

Echo:

"Morning sleepy :)"
"Have fun fighting crime last night?"

Damian:

"Of course not, Father does not allow me to patrol on school nights."
"I thought you of all people would know this."

Echo:

"Ouchie"
"But yes"
"I still saw you sneak out, then get busted by Red Robin"
"Then you went and pouted your way home"
"It was quite funny to watch"

Damian:

"It was not that funny!"
"Drake was acting like a brat the whole time, and I was not pouting!"

Echo:

"Hahaha!"
"Nah, Damian. It was fucking hilarious!"
"Gee, don't you ever wonder where Lil' Timmy learned to act like that? Maybe you're rubbing off on him"

Damian:

"Perhaps I am."
"In that case, hopefully he learns some useful combat skills."

Echo:

"OOH"
"SHOOTS FIRED!"

Damian:

"Where?!"
"Tell me where and I can be there in 10 minutes!"

Echo:

"..."
"Nevermind.... You obviously don't know what a joke is. Or a meme for that fact"
"Anyway"
"If you really wanna know where shots were fired, try the Historical Museum. Catwoman and Poison Ivy broke in their last night while you were pouting in your room"
"Batman put a stop to it but couldn't prevent the guards from firing a few shots at Catwoman, grazing her shoulder a bit"
"So far, no hospital reports were filed with the name 'Selena Kyle' or an accurate description of what she looks like"

Damian:

"I was not pouting!"
"Father hasn't told me about that and I highly doubt Catwoman would seek hospital treatment."
"Did they get away with anything?"

Echo:

"Yeah, some gem from a travelling exhibit. It was a ruby in the shape of a cat."
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"Cool, huh?"

Damian:

"Of course she'd want something like that."
"Anything else to add, Echo?"

Echo:

"Getting ready for school? Geez, you must have girls falling all over you."

Damian:

"I meant about the case. Not my personal life."

Echo:

"Oh"
"In that case, carry on"
"We'll talk later, friend :)"

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