➵Fourteen

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OUTGOING MESSAGES
5:11 am

Damian:

"How are feeling, Echo?"

Echo:

".... Since when are you my psychiatrist?"

Damian:

"Your psychiatrist calls you Echo, and not your real name?"

Echo:

"What no, she likes to call me other things but Echo ain't one of them."
"Besides, it was a joke"
"Learn em"

Damian:

"I don't need to take that from you."
"Back to my earlier question, are feeling better?"

Echo:

"Whaaat?"
"Since when have I been down?"
"Wait don't answer that"

Damian:

"Echo, I'm very serious when I ask you this."

Echo:

"Awh, fallen for me already? It's only been like what, 2 weeks?"

Damian:

"1 week, 3 days, 18 hours and 2 seconds."
"I kept time"

Echo:

"I'm flattered!"
"Guess chivalry isn't dead with you"

Damian:

"Very much so, I would provide my future bride with everything she would ever want."

Echo:

"Oooh~ can I be your future wifey?"
"Cause really, I would SO be able to provide ;D"

Damian:

"..... Are you making another one of your jokes?"

Echo:

"Me? Psshh, nooo"
"I'm just honestly asking"
"It's for a friend!"

Damian:

"Oh?"
"Perhaps you will be the one to fall in love with me."

Echo sent an attachment:

"I'm in lurve with you!" "Don't""Don't roll your eyes at me! I see you rolling your eyes!""Stop with that!""Stop laughing at me!"

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"I'm in lurve with you!"
"Don't"
"Don't roll your eyes at me! I see you rolling your eyes!"
"Stop with that!"
"Stop laughing at me!"

Damian:

"You are assaulting my eyes."
"Besides, why are you sending me these photos? I have no use for them."

Echo:

"You're breaking my heart!"
"They're gifs not pictures!"
"Please.... learn about my aesthetic"

Damian:

"Why would I learn about something that is irrelevant to life?"

Echo:

"My aesthetic is not pointless!"

Damian:

"Then what is your aesthetic?"

Echo:

"Twinkies and depression, being a slave to a computer."
"That's my aesthetic."
"What's yours?"

Damian:

"Twinkies and depression? How is that an aesthetic?"
"I don't have a use for such things."

Echo:

"Riiiiight"
"So it's acting like a know-it all, dressing up as a bird and the color green."
"Am I right?"
"Oh! And animals."

Damian:

"No"
"You are rarely ever so."

Echo:

"Uh, I was right about the joker, right?"
"And Harley Quinn!"
"And about the bomb about go off in a store two blocks away in 8 minutes!"

Damian:

"What?!"

Echo:

"What?"
"I didn't mention that earlier?"

Damian:

"Tell me the coordinates, I'm alerting my father."

Echo:

"Fine. Way to kill my buzz"
"Anyway it's at 3424 Liou Cres"
"Be there quick, it's an electric lock that requires an extreme set of knowledge on bomb defusing."
"On lane 10, approximately 8 feet down, there's a package of information there that should help with that thing. Consider it a gift from me"

Damian:

"Thank you"

Echo:

"Oh my god!"
"A thank you from Damian Wayne!"
"Where are the flying pigs?"
"Damian?"
"Oh riiight, it's bomb time.... Good lick!"
"I MEANT LUCK!"

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