A Malec Alphabet

Y- Yaks

Yaks (For some reason there is one in the bathroom)

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I OWED A SHOUTOUT TO cuteorigionalname FROM AGES AGO BECAUSE HER DEER JOKE WAS PRETTY DAMN HILARIOUS. PLEAAASSE GO AND FOLLOW HER!

Written in the style of text messages. Magnus is normal, Alec is italics.

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I'm not even going to ask about what I just saw -A

That's very kind of you. Sorry about that... You know how these clients are -M xxx

Can I ask why? -A

Why what? -M xxx

Why I walked into our apartment to see a bunch of farmland animals and you dancing around them with a bucket of holy water? -A

Not really sure why myself darling -M xxx

I was going to hide in the bathroom but there was a cow there -A

A yak! it was a yak! -M xxx

Sorryyyyyy -A

You have to admit your face was priceless ;) -M xxx

I don't remember. I just wanted to get out -A

I already said sorry honey :P -M xxx

Technically you didn't :) -A

I promise that when you come back the apartment will be animal clear -M xxx

(Sorry I fell asleep) pinky promise? -A

So I put you to sleep now? ;) -M xxx

Shut up. you know what I mean -A

Mum wants to see you about Sebastian thing, could you come over to Institute today? -A

Magnus? -A

Sorry had a mermaid client. Hard to get to. On way now -M xxx

Are you free this eve? should have asked you earlier -M xxx

Yeah, why? shall I come over? -A

I was thinking we could go out? -M xxx

Sounds lovely! what time shall I come over? -A

Half seven? please don't wear the sweater you were wearing earlier -M xxx

What's wrong with my sweater? -A

It looks like it was made from a muddy werewolf then dragged through a hedge. twice. -M xxx

Charming -A

I've been told I am, but I wasn't actually being polite? -M xxx

Oh wait, I just realised you were being sarcastic. doesn't really work over text -M xxx

That made me laugh :) silly Magnus -A

I'm actually really quite intelligent -M xxx

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY JACE AND CLARY ARE GOING TO BE THERE TONIGHT? -A

I guess Jace told you -M xxx

Was it meant to be a surprise? -A

No, but I knew you'd be against it :) -M xxx

Obviously, it's so cheesy -A

You're cheesy -M xxx

Bugger off -A

That sounds really aggressive over text -M xxx

It wasn't meant to be, sorry :/ -A

I forgive you sweet pea -M xxx

Call me sweet pea and I might be aggressive -A

Is that a threat darling? -M xxx

If you want it to be -A

And what will be my punishment dearest? -M xxx

I'll hide your glitter -A

Oh, you were going for an actual punishment, please don't do that (ie hiding glitter) -M xxx

Please don't call me sweet pea them :) -A

Anything for you -M xxx

Sweet pea -M xx

Thinking of a hiding place now... -A

Okay, I'm sorry! -M xxx

You're forgiven :) -A

What about honeysuckle? -M xxx

If you call me that I will leave you -A

Maybe not then -M xxx

OMG I LOvE YoUUU SOOOoO muCH XOXOX PS IlY BaaaBEs -A

Something tells me this isn't Alec -M xxx

NOO ThiS IS 1000% ALeCC <3 :*** -A

Izzy? Jace? -M xxx

[PICTURE MESSAGE: HEEYyYYY] -A

Ahh. Hello Samuel and Isabelle -M xxx

HEY MaGNS WHY IS aLEC's PHONE o weiRD? :Dd -A

How am I meant to know? Ask him -M xxx

ALsO MY NAME IS SIMON GRACIOUS ITS ONE NAME How HRD TO REMEMBER ID It?!? -A

I find it extremely 'hrd' to remember actually. Do your hacked messages have to be in capitals? it hurts my eyes -M xxx

Sozzzzzz <33333 -A

Okay... -M xxx

BY THE ANGEL I'm so sorry Izzy had my phone while I was in the shower what did she send you? -A

I couldn't actually read much. Too many spelling mistakes -M xxx

I'm really sorry... -A

Don't be. it's all made up with my mental image of you showering -M xxx

Magnus! I'm deleting that message -A

Can't help it lovely. must be because I'm very much in love with you :) -M xxx

That makes no sense, but I love you -A

I'm blushing now -M xxx

You don't actually ever blush. I blush -A

That's true. Shall I meet you guys at the restaurant? Jace knows where he's going -M xxx

Okay. see you soon :) -A xxx

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Just a little idea I had as I've never written one like that. It pained me to make so many spelling and grammar mistakes :( also sorry, it's quite short...

GUYS. THIS IS THE PENULTIMATE CHAPTER :((((((

One more left. Wow. It literally seems like last week that I started this off. Its so crazy that over half a year later, this has become the fourth most read Malec fanfiction on wattpad.

You guys have made this experience so wonderful. I could not have pictured a more amazing set of readers- your comments make me laugh and cry, and I find it crazy that real life people around the world are reading my 3am drabbles about two fictional characters. It's insane.

I'm trying to keep this fairly shortish as I'm sure the authors note on the next chapter will be huge... but even if you've just been reading casually, no matter if you've been here from when I posted this first or from yesterday, THANK YOU for everything. I love you all.

Happy Easter! Have a lovely weekend! :)

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