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eight.

groupchat.

THIS IS WHY WE HAD A CIVIL WAR
[ 10+ participants ]

TEAM CAP;
I finally messaged her.

EYE OF HAWK;
What?
I'm late.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Of course you are, Renner.

EYE OF HAWK;
You know what, Olsen.

BIRD BOY;
This chat makes my cold heart warm.

WIDOW;
You all make me cringe.

SOLDIER;
You finally messaged the mom?

BABY SPIDER;
I found her on twitter.
She's a veterinarian, and a good one apparently.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
I just found her too!
Good going Chris!
She's super cute.

WIDOW;
I find that hurtful, Liz.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
You know I love you, Scar. 💞

SOLDIER;
Okay, Chris. I'm hopping back onto this.
Did the girl message back?

TEAM CAP;
Yes.

STARKY;
Time for ship sailing.
What'd she say?

TEAM CAP;
We just kinda talked.

BIRD BOY;
"Talked"
Yeah, right.

EYE OF HAWK;
It could've been innocent, Mackie.

BABY SPIDER;
Mackie isn't innocent.

BIRD BOY;
Go to bed, Holland.
It's past your bedtime.

BABY SPIDER;
I AM A FREAKING ADULT MACKIE.

TEAM CAP;
We are probably the most dysfunctional cast ever.

SOLDIER;
Back to the woman.
Relationship?

TEAM CAP;
Calm, Seb.
She's single, but not really "interested in playing games".

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Evans? Playing games? 😂😂😂

WIDOW;
She's strong.
I wanna meet her.

EYE OF HAWK;
I swear, you're all a bunch of stalkers.

BABY SPIDER;
Her accounts on public...
Not our fault.

BIRD BOY;
Go to bed, Spidey.

BABY SPIDER;
You're annoying!
It's 2 in the afternoon!

TEAM CAP;
Anyway. I told her I wasn't playing games.
I said that we could be friends, and if something came out of that, then so be it.

STARKY;
Go chris!
Gettin it!

TEAM CAP;
🙄🙄

BLACK KITTY;
Why did I join?

LITTLE ANT;
Is this her?

TEAM CAP;
Yes.

LITTLE ANT;
She's pretty.

TEAM CAP;
Tell me about it.

EYE OF HAWK;
Looks like someone caught the eye of Captain America.

STARKY;
Definitely shipping it.
I call captain of the ship.