CAPTAIN | c.evans [1] ✓

sixty.

group chat.

OPERATION #CHRISMEN
[ 7 participants]

EVANS;
Who the f-ck named this?
Why am I now being added?

LIZZIE;
We went through, removed some people. Added others.

SCAR;
We're here because of the article.

EVANS;
Oh god. Which one?

BEE;
Which do you think, dad?

ANNA;
Before anything else is said, I stg Evans, hurt Carmen or Bridget, I will hunt you down.
Said it once, I'll say it twice.

EVANS;
I know. I wouldn't dream of it.

ROBERT;
I'm cutting to the point.
There's article about you being seen at Artisan's LA. Mainly known for engagement rings.

BEE;
So, is it true?
Are you gonna propose to my mom?

EVANS;
That's the plan, kid.

SEBBY;
Finally. You never shut up about either one of them.

BEE;
Hi, Seb!
I didn't get you meet you, but I'm big fan and you're an awesome actor!

SEBBY;
Thanks, kid.

LIZZIE;
Anyway!
Did you buy a ring?

SCAR;
If you did, I want to see it!

EVANS;

ANNA;
That's gorgeous.
She's gonna love it.

BEE;
I'm not crying.

ROBERT;
My eyes are just sweating.

EVANS;
God help me.

SEBBY;
You're finally making a good choice.
Good pick, man.

EVANS;
Honestly, I'm terrified.
I have no idea how I'm going to ask or when.
All I know is that she's the one I want to grow old with and I want to raise Bridget as my own.

ANNA;
Bee is just sobbing in her room.
Especially after reading that.

BEE;
Thanks for exposing me.

EVANS;
Sweetheart, please don't cry.

SCAR;
My heart is just exploding.

BEE;
I'm only crying bc my mom is finally going to be happy and Chris is a good guy and that's all my mom deserves after dealing with my crappy father. Not to mention, I finally have someone to call dad and that's all I've ever wanted.

SEBBY;
I'm not crying, it's just allergies.

LIZZIE;
I'm just watching a sad movie.
A puppy just died.

SCAR;
Yeah, that's sad too.

ROBERT;
I've never been this emotional, tbh.
Besides about my own children.

EVANS;
Any ideas how to do this?

BEE;
You could always surprise my mom again.
She wouldn't shut up about the first time you did. And if you're here, you don't have to worry about the press either.

ANNA;
That's true.
I could take Bee out so you have the place to yourself, or we'll set up a date.

SCAR;
Make her dinner.
You can cook, and let me tell ya, women like that.

ANNA;
She's not wrong lol.

SEBBY;
Don't forget the wine.

EVANS;
Honestly, I cannot thank you guys enough for this.

LIZZIE;
It's obvious that you love her, and you never shut up how about how you want a future with those. We're happy to help.

BEE;
You should hear them on the phone.
All him and my mom talk about is how much they love eachother and the future. The other night I heard them talking about children and names.

EVANS;
Hey, kid, not here.
😂😂😂

ROBERT;
She better not be pregnant yet.

BEE;
🙈🙈🙈🙈
Not with me. No!
I need bleach!

ANNA;
Me too, honey.

EVANS;
She's not pregnant, guys. Trust me.

SEBBY;
You sound disappointed.

SCAR;
Oh god. You spend too much time with Mackie.

SEBBY;
I was just sayin'.
Don't attack me here.

BEE;
I may want siblings, but I don't want to hear about the process. Especially with my mother.
That's something a child should never hear.
I'm out.

Bee left the chat!

EVANS;
I'm out as well.
This was awkwardly splendid.

Evans left the chat!