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groupchat.

THIS IS WHY WE HAD A CIVIL WAR
[ 10+ participants ]

BLACK KITTY;
Chris, my man, you are screwed.

TEAM CAP;
Why?

RUSSIAN GIRL;
The only time Chadwick comes to the gc is for the juicy drama.

BLACK KITTY;
Chris' secret girl ain't a secret no more.
Just Jared released an article last night.

TEAM CAP;
I know.
I've already talked to Carmen.
And I plan on sending out a tweet about the whole "relationship" thing.
Carmen and I aren't in a relationship, we're just friends. I don't get why the media can't get that?

WIDOW;
Honey, because it's the media.
They crave the attention and drama.

SOLDIER;
He just likes her.

BIRD BOY;
Of course he does.
The question remains.
Will he be able to maintain a relationship with a person who's not already in the "media", that's long distance and with a single mother?

TEAM CAP;
I'm still here...

BIRD BOY;
Oh, I know.

TEAM CAP;
Screw you, Mackie.

BIRD BOY;
Nah. Save that for Carmen.

BABY SPIDER;
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

BIRD BOY;
Go to bed, or go get a juice box.

BLACK KITTY;
I just like this drama.
I need some wine.

WIDOW;
I'm joining you, Chadwick!

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Can I join, Chadwick?

BLACK KITTY;
Sure.
I like you two better than the rest of these idiots.

LITTLE ANT;
Rudd.

SIGHT;
Stop flattering yourself, Paul.

STARKY;
Why are we all best friends?

TEAM CAP;
Because no one else understands our insanity?

WIDOW;
Okay. That's true.

EYE OF HAWK;
I'm sure we could find another cast that will take us in?

RUSSIAN GIRL;
What about the Riverdale cast?
They're pretty cool.

BIRD BOY;
Nah.
Sadly, you losers keep me entertained.

TEAM CAP;
You guys do that.
I'm gonna sit down, order a pizza and watch Netflix.
And also announce to twitter that I am still single.
Buh bye!

SOLDIER;
Well, dang.
Chris is on a mission.

STARKY;
Still don't like him.

BLACK KITTY;
I don't like any of you.
Minus Liz and Scar.

STARKY;
I'm joking...