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twenty four.

group chat.

THIS IS WHY WE HAD A CIVIL WAR
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CARMEN;
I can't even begin to say how happy I am.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Good day at work, eh?

CARMEN;
You could say that.

TEAM CAP;
Glad you had a good day, princess.

BIRD BOY;
Do I have permission to ship them yet?

STARKY;
Mackie, please.
I've been doing it for three weeks now.
Gotta be faster, bird costume.

BIRD BOY;
ITS NOT A BIRD COSTUME.

LITTLE ANT;
Just like I'm not an ant.
Puh-lease!

CARMEN;
😂😂😂
You all make my day.
Thanks, captain, for introducing me.

TEAM CAP;
Oml.
Did I make a mistake?

BIRD BOY;
Ay dios mio.

SOLDIER;
"Captain."
"Princess"?
Are two sure that nothing else is going on?

CARMEN;
Pretty positive.

BIRD BOY;
Are you pregnant?
Is it a boy or a girl?

CARMEN;
Are you in middle school, Mack?
I swear.
No I'm not pregnant.

TEAM CAP;
I hope not.
I'd still like that date.
Besides, it'll probably be my kid one day.

SOLDIER;
When did Chris become so smooth?

WIDOW;
What did I come too?
Um... this is kinda awkward.

STARKY;
More like when did Chris become so direct.

EYE OF HAWK;
This is a little creepy.
But I approve of Chrismen.

TEAM CAP;
Chrismen?

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Oh, Renner! Yes yes yes!

STARKY;
Obviously.
Chris + Carmen = Chrismen.

CARMEN;
😳😳
I guess it is a good thing that I called you back, earlier.

TEAM CAP;
I guess it is then.

WIDOW;
Is there something going on?

BIRD BOY;
Apparently not.
I asked that, then was scolded for being immature.

SOLDIER;
Because you are chocolachino.

BIRD BOY;
Okay, we get it papi chulo.

CARMEN;
I question you two boys.

EYE OF HAWK;
Is anything going on between you two?
Chris, Carmen, I promise to be more mature than Mackie.

LITTLE ANT;
Please tell us!

STARKY;
Doesn't matter.
It'll happen eventually.
Chrismen will rise!

TEAM CAP;
We'll let you figure it out.

CARMEN;
Oops. We're awful.
😂😂😉😉

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Carmen, as much as I already love you, this is torture.

WIDOW;
^

EYE OF HAWK;
^^

BIRD BOY;
^^^

LITTLE ANT;
^^^^

SOLDIER;
^^^^^

BLACK KITTY;
I'm late but...
^^^^^^

SIGHT;
I've got to agree to with the rest.

TEAM CAP;
Oops.

CARMEN;
I kinda like being evil.
What about you, captain?

TEAM CAP;
Yeah, you're right. I like it too, princess.

STARKY;
CHRISMEN WILL RISE!

BABY SPIDEY;
I just came to a mess.
You're all a mess.
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