CAPTAIN | c.evans [1] ✓

thirty three.

groupchat.

THIS IS WHY WE HAD A CIVIL WAR
[ 10+ participants ]

EYE OF HAWK;
Dude.
You're so whipped.

TEAM CAP;
Says the man who is married.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Leave them alone.
They're too cute together.

STARKY;
Leave my otp alone, Renner.
I'll hunt you down. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

BIRD BOY;
Where's Carmen?
Are they doing it? 😶😶😶

CARMEN;
Go away Mackie.
We're attempting to watch a movie.

BIRD BOY;
😏😏😏

TEAM CAP;
Come on, man.
Leave my girl alone.

WIDOW;
"My girl"
I'm crying guys.

BABY SPIDER;
Is it official?
Can you adopt me?

CARMEN;
Um....
I already have a daughter.

BIRD BOY;
Yeah, and our girl doesn't need another kid that she has to pay college for.

BABY SPIDER;
😔😔😔
You're mean, Mackie.

CARMEN;
Come on, Mack.
Leave the kid alone.
Tom, talk to Chris and we'll think about it.

STARKY;
NO!
Chrismen will rise and have chrismen babies.

TEAM CAP;
Woah. Little far into future, eh?
We're only friends at this moments.

CARMEN;
Dang. Friendzoned.
That hurt, Chris.

EYE OF HAWK;
Yeah. Bc friends call each other captain or princess.
And cuddle & watch movies?
Friends my butt, guys.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Have you kissed her yet?

TEAM CAP;
I'm sorry, princess. 😘
And no, Liz. I haven't yet.

WIDOW;
Do you plan too?

TEAM CAP;
I hope so.
That is the plan at some point.
I mean, why wouldn't I want to kiss her?
She's literally perfect.

CARMEN;
*screams in the distance.*
CHRIS EVANS JUST CALLED ME PERFECT AND HE KISSED MY CHEEK.
MFHSIFNHORG

BABY SPIDER;
😂😂😂

STARKY;
Otp. Otp. Otp.

TEAM CAP;
Princess, look what you did.

CARMEN;
Shut up.
You love me.

TEAM CAP;
You're right.
I do.

STARKY;
I'm actually crying.

BLACK KITTY;
That's assuming that Robert has emotions.

CARMEN;
I love it when Chadwick comes to roast you all.

BLACK KITTY;
I would say that's sweet, but I don't have emotions either.
But I'll say this.
You're great. I love you (in a friendly way)

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Meet Chadwick Boseman aka Mr Steal ya Girl.

TEAM CAP;
That's my girl.

EYE OF HAWK;
You all are crazy.

CARMEN;
I'm starting to think that I'm the only normal one...
Besides Scar, but that's bc I love her, & Liz.

WIDOW;
CHRIS!
I'm stealing your girl and marrying her.

CARMEN;
Oh hey wife.

TEAM CAP;
Nope she's mine. I called it.

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TEAM CAP;
YOU GUYS!!!!
I TOUCHED THE BUTT.

EYE OF HAWK;
I got that reference.

CARMEN;
I got that reference.

BIRD BOY;
Chris, you better keep her.
I like her.

TEAM CAP;
Good because I like her too.
I don't plan on letting her go for awhile.

CARMEN;
Excuse me whiLE I DIE.
But Chris, come back and watch this movie with me. I miss you.

STARKY;
Dude, how dare you leave your girl.

TEAM CAP;
She wanted more food... more specifically, ramen.

CARMEN;
I got food, and now getting cuddles.
I am content, so I'm getting off tonight.

Carmen muted the chat until 10 am!

TEAM CAP;
Can I just say how lucky I am???
Hold up.

SOLDIER;
Oh my gosh.
I'm late. Sorry guys.

EYE OF HAWK;
You made it just time to see Chris pour his feelings to us about Carmen.

SOLDIER;
Oh great.

TEAM CAP;
She's amazing, and she's so chill about everything. I can't even explain. She's so perfect. So perfect to the fact that I wouldn't mind spending my life with her.
I gotta make this last.
It's so cute seeing her eyes light when she watches disney, and hearing her sing.
I can't wait for you guys to meet her.
You'll all love her. She's just so great.
Not to mention, when she cuddles, it's like we fit together, and she's so gorgeous.
I don't understand. Where has she been this entire time??

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Pretty sure I just ugly sobbed.

BLACK KITTY;
I might've shed a tear.
That was beautiful.

SOLDIER;
And once again, Chris is proving that he's the most romantic out of us all.

STARKY;
You're just salty.

SOLDIER;
Like you are with the death of Maria and Howard?

EYE OF HAWK;
We're going there again....
Lord help us all.

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