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nineteen.

group chat.

THIS IS WHY WE HAD A CIVIL WAR
[ 10+ participants ]

TEAM CAP;
Guys.
Behave. I'm adding Carmen.
Say anything embarrassing and I will not hesitate to expose you all.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Add her, Christopher!

Team Cap added Carmen to the chat!

TEAM CAP;
Carmen, meet my insane cast mates.
Guys, meet Carmen.
She's the veterinarian.

EYE OF HAWK;
Omg! Carmen, hi!
If anyone starts to haze you, I'll beat them up!
It's me, Renner!

CARMEN;
Oh, hi Renner!
It's so nice to meet you!
Is Anthony here too?

BIRD BOY;
It is I, Mackie the Mack Attack.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Let's all go around and introduce ourselves.
So we don't confuse the smol bean who has captured our dear Chris' heart.
I'm Elizabeth, or just Liz.

CARMEN;
Hello, Liz!

LITTLE ANT;
It's ya homie Paul.

SIGHT;
I'm Paul as well.
Only Paul Bettany.

WIDOW;
It's Scarlett.
Or Scar. Call me whatever, sweetheart.

BABY SPIDER;
It's Tom Holland.

STARKY;
I hope you know who I am.
Considering you're rooting for the opposite team. It's Robert Downey Jr.

BLACK KITTY;
I won't be here much, bc I don't like them.
But I'm Chadwick Boseman, and I really hope that you'll be on my like list.

SOLDIER;
It's Seb.

CARMEN;
It's all so nice to meet you!
Between Chris and my daughter, I never hear the end of you guys.
But it's such a pleasure.

BIRD BOY;
Can we save your number?
I like you already.

CARMEN;
I believe you've said that.
But go ahead.
I'd love to have some friends.

RUSSIAN GIRL;
Oh, I can't wait to actually meet you.
And we could be best friends, and I'll be the maid of honor at your and Chris's wedding!!!

TEAM CAP;
Sorry, Carmen.
Liz likes to get carried away sometimes.

CARMEN;
It's cool.
And sorry, Liz. If I ever get married, then my best friend Anna will be my moh. But you'll definitely be a bridesmaid. 😉

RUSSIAN GIRL;
That'll do I guess.

EYE OF HAWK;
Well. This is embarrassing.
I liked freaked out about meeting Carmen.
And she's about as calm as can be.

CARMEN;
Possibly, Renner. It's still amazing to be talking to my favorite actors.
But I've been talking to Chris for about a month. I'm kinda used to it, a little.
I mean, but come on, who has a famous and hot actor calling them princess constantly.

SOLDIER;
D—m, if only I could get a girl like that.
Chris is smoother than we thought.

TEAM CAP;
How dare you expose me like that, Carmen.

CARMEN;
Sorry Captain. 😉😘

STARKY;
Ship. Ship. Ship.