Vincent and Jamie and Catarina: When Freshiedency Reaches Its End

Zavinrah's Story

"You see," the Elder continued, "Zavinrah was born one hundred and fifty thousand times more fertile than Ovira. If Ovira can lay a million eggs, Zavinrah can lay 150 billion of those."

"But why is Ovira the Mother Goddess of Life to the breeders?" Vincent asked.

"Good question!" The Elder replied, now serious, "The answer was that Ovira was extremely jealous of her sister, and they always argued about this ever since they were kids. Even during their tenure as Celestial Hunters with Ciel, Lolth, The Broken Thread et cetera, they were arguing over a lot of things, especially about Zavinrah's fertility rate and why she slept with guys so frequently. When it was time to appoint Deities, I and my Councilmates gave the title of Mother Goddess of Life to the Breeders to Ovira right in front of both of them because we thought that it would not make her jealous of Zavinrah anymore.

"Instead we were wrong. After that announcement, both of them suddenly started arguing loudly. In the very decades that followed, they never stopped arguing, until one day, Zavinrah left the household and lived alone. Eventually she came to a brothel in the city of Daemons where she worked for almost half a millennium, skillfully pleasuring men and women alike and giving them the time nevertheless of gender. This was where she earned The Seductress name and met The Broken Thread.

"The Broken Thread asked her if she could join her in 'taking out' rogue Daemon criminals. Knowing that she could do it for a good cause and a polish to her name, she agreed. The next days that followed, news of rogue Celestial Hunters mercilessly killing and mutilating Celestial and Daemon criminals spread throughout the three Cities, defying the Code of the Hunters: to take life only as last resort. The problem of who the killers were was so great it was everything everyone could talk about. A bystander caught them both one night, and he instantly reported them to the police. A trial of the Council immediately followed, and we exiled both of them, right in front of Ovira, who was wailing loudly in her seat.

"An angry Broken Thread and Seductress slowly walked out of the room, but before the doors closed on them, Zavinrah looked at her weeping sister one last time," the Elder concluded his tale.

"So that's how Zavinrah became the Seductress and caused all this jazz," Jamie replied.

"Not to mention that along the way, some elfin and drider demigods killed or felled The Broken Thread, making her sadder than usual," the Elder replied.

"But how about Ovira?" Vincent asked, "She looked so composed when Jamie and I met her."

"Oh, but every night she cried herself to sleep," the Elder replied, "She was so sad, so depressed, that her tears actually caused the blue aurora above Mandala, as the story here goes."

"Ooohhh!" Vincent and Jamie exclaimed, facing towards Ovira and Zavinrah. The two breeder goddess were already calm and composed. In fact, they were giggling amidst the super epic mega ultra hyper prefix battle scene going on.

"I think they're okay now," the Prime Mover remarked, "Should we tell Vincent and Jamie to tell everyone else?"

The Elder surveyed the scene, trying not to cringe, it was absolutely cringeworthy for an epic battle to him, and so he said, "Yeah. I think you should."