I appologize in advance because this is mostly fluff and bad puns.
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Soilder 76 sat at the head of the table in the mission briefing room and waited to read off what he had written down earlier to his teammates sitting around the table. Mcree sat at the other end looking bored. Winston and Lena sat next to each other, the gorilla taking notes on something and the girl fidgeting with her pen. Mei sat across from Winston. She stared off into space as she waited for the meeting to start. Roadhog and Junkrat stood behind their seats and chatted together. It seemed like a one way conversation to most of the others attending the meeting, as Junkrat spoke of something very quickly and very excitedly while Roadhog simply nodded and grumbled from under his gas mask, but this was completely normal to the two.Hanzo sooned arrived and sat inbetween Lena and Mcree, an empty seat on either side of him seperating the three from each other. Not long after that, Angela and Pharah came rushing in, the doctor appologizing for being late. Junkrat and Roadhog sat in their own seats and the meeting began.
"Okay, great. Now that everyone is here, we can begin." Soilder said. Mercy stared down at the table, embarrassed by her tardiness, though no one blamed her for being busy. "I've gathered you all here to discuss the upcoming mission in Egypt. Our sources say that Talon will be striking the Temple of Anubis. We aren't exactly sure why they are attacking, so part of our mission will be figuring this out. In your packets you will find your assigments and teammates on the back page. Go ahead and take a moment to read over that before we discuss-"
"Ey, why is the shelia working with me an' Hog?" Junkrat snapped, interrupting the soilders speech. He seemed annoyed as he glared in the direction of the rodent like man.
"Because you and Mei make a good team when it comes to defe-"
"Wait, what!?" Mei squeaked as she flipped through the packet, disregarding what she was previously reading. She read the teammate assignments again and again, though the words did not quite process in her mind.
Hanzo, Mcree, Mercy
Winston, Pharah, Tracer
Roadhog, Junkrat, Mei
"Me an Hog work alone. She can't join our team." Junkrat exclaimed, sounding like a child with a secret clubhouse girls weren't allowed in.
"Thats an oxymoron." Mei corrected. Junkrat stood and slammed him hands on the table startling everyone esle.
"You're an oxymoron!" He shouted in defense of what he imagined was an insult. He seemed ready to dive at the smaller woman but Roadhod grabbed him and set him back in his seat, simple and easy.
"You are both acting like children." Hanzo spoke up. "We must all work with people we dislike from time to time." He glared at the cowboy sitting to his right, who winked and sent a blush sprending across Hanzo's face.
"Aww, and here I was thinkin' you was finally warmin' up to me." Mcree cooed.
"I don't hate her," Junkrat explained, "I just don't work with her type."
Mei's face suddenly turned a slight pink in anger. "What is that supposed to mean!"
"Suits like yo-"
"Alright, everyone settle down." Soilder 76 commanded. "I didn't think it would be such a problem."
"Such a problem!?" Mei repeated in shock before gesturing to Junkrat. "Have you seen him? He is reckless. Not to metion that he is literally always on fire!"
"Maybe I wouldn't always be on fire if I wasn't so-"
"Don't you dare." Mei threatened.
"-smoking hot." Junkrat finished, a wide smirk growing on his face.
Mei half-sighed and half "what has my life come to" screamed as she set her head in her arms on the table to hide her blush. Meanwhile Junkrat laughed like a mad man as most of the table watched in pity of Mei.
"G-geez Mei, it was- it was just a joke. Let it go." Junkrat said through his insane laughter.
"Jamison I swear-" She suddenly stopped mid-sentence and Junkrat gave her a confused look. She feared she might have overstepped some boundary by calling Junkrat by his real name rather than his call sign.
"Junkrat, ya' really outta stop." Mcree said, trying to defend the poor woman. "Mei might just snap one of these days and kill ya. She could, too."
Jack nodded in agreement before droning on about the mission. "Anyway, as I was saying..."
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After the mission breifing, everyone was dismissed to go there seperate ways. Mei had stayed behind for a moment with Tracer and Winston to discuss some things before the two had to leave for training. As Mei was gathering her stuff, she realized Junkrat was still in the room, Roadhog no where to be seen."'Ey, Mako thought I should appologize..." he said, scratching at the back of his neck. "If we have to work together we might 'swell be on good terms. So, friends?" He held out a hand for her to shake, but rather she turned away and scoffed.
"I don't see a reason we should be friends." She snapped as she picked up her purse and made for the door.
"Aw comeon' shelia, don't be like that." Junkrat begged.
"I have a name and I am possitive you know it is not shelia." Mei said, only half teasing. But his words did make her stop walking.
"You can't stay mad at me forever." he said with a smirk.
"Maybe I can."
"Okay, fine then. I don't care anyway. I only tried to be nice cause hog told me to. C'ya later." Now Junkrat headed to the door, but stopped when he felt someone tug on his arm.
"Wait!" Mei called, sounding unconcerned but slighlty amused at something. Junkrat turned to face her only to find he had to look down to see her face because of the height difference.
"We can be friends..." she continued, "as long as you cool it with all the jokes."
She began to snicker at her own joke, and soon Junkrat caught on and laughed as well. They sat there for the next few minutes, laughing and sharing jokes before Roadhog cane back and Junkrat left with him.
"C'ya mate." He called as he waved and walked backwards. Roadhog essitentually had to drag him away.
"Bye!" Mei quietly chirped, returning the awkard wave. As much as she hated to admit it, she was really looking foward to working with the two junkers. Though specifically, she just wanted to work with Junkrat. Just the thought made her blush, but she could only hope neither of them noticed.
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A/n:I didn't really know how to end this, I'm sorry! Also, sorry I haven't updated in a bit. I've just been rather busy lately.
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