Dwarf

Chapter 13

I'm not going to completely eliminate Edryn's accents in her thoughts, but I will tone it down. I probably won't misspell words is all. We'll see how it goes. 

[Edryn's pov | Iruka's classroom]

Lunch ended sooner than I 'ought it would. Some sorta bell rang, and with it came a whole flood a' kids. I was honestly shocked 'at how many of em came pourin' in, and how fast they came. I crammed th' rest of th' rice Naruto offered meh, swallowin' harshly in attempts to get it all down before class started. It wasn't nearly enough t' fill me up, but it would have to do. I'd force that scarred shitface t' get meh somethin' before he dragged me back t' the dungeon he had the audacity to call a home. Honestly, th' lack of home decor is actually terrifyin'. And that's sayin' somethin' seein' as I used to live in a god damn hut. 

I snatched Sasuke's bag back before he could stop meh, quickly ploppin' down on it. The Uchiha shot me a harsh glare, but didn't say anythin'. Feckin' pussy. "Alright, class! Is everyone here?" Iruka came in lookin' cheerful as ever. I don't understand how this man can be so feckin' happy all the time, surrounded by children all day and such. If I was surrounded by th' same type a' mongrels year after year, I'd have t' jump off a cliff or somethin'. I don't like children; I never have. Maybe that's why my own self image is so shitty. I am a child. Well, not a child, per say. Somethin' far worse. I'm a teenager. 

"Kiba left the campus, sir." Sakura's voice was shrill. My eyes narrowed. 'ou mean t' tell me that I coulda left this hell hole, and nobody woulda stopped meh? I should've jumped th' fence when I had th' chance! I woulda been outta this place before anyone could blink, and I woulda been laughin' about it too. Shame. I guess there's always tomorrow. Or maybe not. I'm not too sure what day of th' week it is, but I don't think it's Friday. There isn't enough chaos in the air here. If it was Friday, these fuckers would be bouncin' off the god damn walls, just itchin' to get outta this place. At least, I know I would be. This Ki-ber guy, whoever he is, is one lucky chump. Smart one. Or really dumb.

"Ah, of course he did." Iruka sighed. So this has happened before, aye? "Let's just get on with the lesson. Today we'll be learning about our allies in the Land of Wind, or more specifically, the Village Hidden in the Sand: Suna!" Iruka's smile was brighter than my future, 'at's for sure. "Aw, but sensei, we learned about Suna last month!" Some random ass dude whined. I blinked. "Well, I don't know what th' hell a Suna is, so shut th' feck up before I make yah, yah twerp. If I'm gonna be here, I might as well learn somethin' or another." I snapped. He flinched slightly before his dark green eyes narrowed into a glare. He stood up. Damn, this fucker is tall.

"Oh yeah, and what are you going to do, shortie?" This boy made one too many mistakes. First, he challenged me. Me. He asked what I was gonna do, and I really don't think he wants t' know. And lastly, the fucker called me short! I know I'm shorter than the lot of them, but as a dwarf, I was considered pretty feckin' tall! I'm not even 'is species, he shouldn't be comparing me to himself and his classmates. It'd be like comparing th' size of a ferret and a dog, and laughin' at th' ferret for bein' so long and small. It's just ludicrous. 

"Yah wanna feckin' go? I'll pound yah into the ground!" I hopped onto the top of my desk, shakin' my fist at his ugly mug. "Hiroji, Edryn, please sit down." Iruka requested in a voice that was too kind t' make demands. "What're you gonna do, huh? Kick me in the shin and hope it hurts at least a little?" Hoeroji chose t' taunt me. Wrong feckin' move, cunt. "You don't know what a dwarf can do, do yah?" I grinned maliciously at him. He faltered for a' second there, but quickly got cocky all over again. "Clearly not much if your whole family was killed." He smirked at meh. I saw Sasuke flinched, and my eyes narrowed dangerously. This feckin' whore-

"You'll pay for 'at!" I screeched, lunging for him. His eyes widened in surprise as I flew at 'im like a bat outta hell, my eyes lit with fiery rage. He clearly didn't expect me t' be able t' jump so far, and I really hadn't expected it either. But when angry, things become blurred, and I act on pure adrenaline. I collided with hi', my arms wrappin' around his upper chest. He stumbled, the backs of 'is knees hittin' his seat and nearly causin' him to fall. Before he could react, I brought back my fist, punchin' the fecker in th' throat. He let out a loud cough and wheeze as he struggled fro air. Fecker deserves it.

"Edryn!" Iruka screeched in horror as I brought my fist back and punched Hoeroji in th' face. He reacted this time, although one of 'is eyes was clenched shut from where I'd punch punched 'im. He swung his fist blindly at me, nailin' me in th' right cheek. I let out a howl, uppercut punchin' th' lil' brat. He grunted, eyes cracking open. He punched me in the side a few times follwin' his eye-openin'. It actually hurt a bit, but not too much. Us dwarfs have strengthened boned and such. Immune systems. Sight, smell, hearin'. All of it. We may be smaller, but we're better in every other way. "Feckin' shit! Talk 'bout my family again and I'll kill yah!" I shrieked, bringing my head back and slamming it against his chin a few times. This time it was 'im who let out a cry of pain, falling back into his seat. I was yanked off of him.

"Edryn, we don't fight in this classroom! We t-treat our peers with respect!" Iruka's face was an angry red. He looked very upset. "I'll give 'im respect as soon as he gives me mine!" I exclaimed. "Hey, you started it, bitch." Hoeroji hissed at me. I narrowed my eyes, barin' my teeth at him. He growled. "Stop it, you two! I'll be contacting both of your guardians." Iruka snapped, settin' me down on the ground softer than I 'ought he would. "Fine, go ahead. It won't do nuthin'." I hissed at him in response, turning on my heel and stomping back to my seat. I heard the class begin to talk with Hoeroji, and about how he'd "show me who was boss" 'an all. Feckers are clearly blind. I won that fight. His chin'll be swollen for weeks now! 

"That was so cool! You really showed him." Naruto grinned at me. "Aye, aye. Whatever. Th' man's a dick." I grumbled, reclaimin' my spot on Sasuke's bag. I'm surprised he didn't take this chance to move it. Maybe I've earned some a' his respect or somethin' for beatin' up 'at fecker. "Yeah, he is a... a dick." Naruto cringed usin' a curse word like 'at. He's probably only used baby swears. "He bullies me a lot! I'm glad you put him in his place."

My eyes narrowed further, and I turned to glare at Hoeroji, who was flocked by our classmates. He glared right back 'at me. I can't believe this fecker is not only a lil' bitch, but a bully too! Although, those two things are th' same thing, practically. "Hn." Sasuke nodded to me in what seemed like approval. I snorted in response, turnin' back to the irritated Iruka who'd gone back to talkin' about Suna. Sounds 'ot there. I'm more of a cold fan, if we're bein' honest here. Livin' in th' mountains was no walk in th' park, I tell yah. No walk at all. 

"What'll 'at scar-faced crazy man have t' say 'bout all this?" 

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I know, I know, these are sorta fillers. I'm trying to figure out how to write Edryn's pov (And Hiroji needed to be introduced so-)

So was the accent in the thoughts okay?

If not, how much more or how much less should it be used? 

Opinions and thoughts on what you think is going to happen? What do you guys actually want to happen? Is there something you just sorta thought of like "Damn I want this hoe to ride on Gaara's shoulders or some shit and cackle while he kills people and like, shoot acorns outta her hands or something." 

Lemme know fam