At Freelancer commend, we asked the freelancer agents what they would do for a Klondike bar
So, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Montana: Kill that idiot. *Points to Colorado*
Colorado: What!?
Montana: I mean… kiss that idiot. *slaps herself for that little screw up*
Colorado: ...I feel uncomfortable right now.
Me: You and me both.
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Michigan: If I hold a Klondike bar to my eye, do you think I'll have better aim?
Me: ... No.
Michigan: Oh. Ok.
Me: Would you like a Klondike bar now?
Michigan: Sure.
Me: But what would you do for one?
Michigan: ...Just give me the bar
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Hawaii: A Klondike bar!? Klondike bars are the worst bars ever. Of all ti-
Me: No response needed. I'll leave. Now.
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Nevada: Klondike bars? Sorry, man, I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.
Me: We mean this.
[I hold up a Klondike bar]
Nevada: Oh that! You meant a choc ice.
Me: A what?
Nevada: A choc ice. You know, vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate. You know, the thing you're holding in your hand. You know, choc ice.
Me: I'm holding a Klondike bar.
Nevada: That's what it is. Choc ice.
Me: No, no, Klondike bar.
Nevada: Choc ice.
Me: Klondike bar.
Nevada: Choc ice.
Me: KLONDIKE. BAR.
Nevada: CHOC. ICE.
Iowa: Uh... I'm leaving now.
Me: When did you even get here?
*Iowa holds a finger to her lips, and slowly exits the room*
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Iowa: *looks at the bar closely* Do these happen to be poisoned?
Me: Um, no.
Iowa: Oh, okay.*Pauses* they are, aren't they?
Me: No. They should be fresh.
Iowa: Should be?
Me: They are fresh. I' ninety-nine percent sure.
Iowa: It's that one percent that is telling me to punch you.
Me: What!? That doesn't make sense!
Iowa: Whatever. If I die, I'll send Nevada after you.
Nevada: That's right.
*I leave the room*
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Colorado: ...No, don't talk to me. I'm still reeling from the last time.
Me: So, Counselor, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Counselor: I'm sorry, but that information is classified.
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