Crashing through the crowded halls
Dodging boys like ping pong balls
Just to reach the bathroom on time
Leaping over laundry piles
Diapers you can smell for miles
Girls gotta do what she can to servive
In the loud house in the loud house.
(yeah you get it, a gender bent version of the loud house theme)
Linka Loud, was the only girl in a family of 10 boys.
With ten siblings, Linka's life was a bit hectic. But she loved her brothers, and wouldn't have it any other way.
And on this fateful day, Linka Loud would see something she couldn't explain, that would make her life, well, interesting to say the least.
Linka had got up that day like any other day. She walked out of her room to see her younger twin brothers Lexx and Leif fighting over something.
"Guys take it easy." Said Linka. "You could really hurt yourselves."
"He started it!" Said Lexx.
"Nuh uh!" Said Leif.
Then the two young boys tackled each other and started to role to the stairs.
"Guys look out!" Shrieked Linka.
Then the two boys tumbled down the stairs.
"OH MY GOSH!" Linka rushed to the top of the stairs. "Are you guys alright?!?!"
"We're fine." Leif moaned.
"I think I broke my ankle." Said Lexx.
"No you didn't you big baby!" Said Leif.
Linka breathed a sigh of relief.
"Twins going at it again." Came a voice from behind Linka.
Linka jumped from shock. It was her younger brother Lars sneaking up on her again.
"Morning Lars." Said Linka with a smile. "Almost gave me a heart attack."
Then her older brother Lane walked over. "You know it's impolite to STAIR." He said. "HA HA! Get it."
Linka and Lars rolled their eyes.
Then her second eldest brother Loni came out of his room.
"Morning Linky." Loni said. "How about a hug?"
Linka gave him a hug.
Then another one of her older brothers, Lynn walked out, holding a football.
"Hey Linka." Said Lynn. "Go long!"
He then threw the ball in Linka's direction. The ball hit her, and she went flying backward, landing on her back.
"Oh my gosh Linka!" Lynn panicked. "are you ok? I'm so sorry!"
Linka then stood up, holding the football in the air triumphantly.
"Caught it!" She said with a smile.
...
It was summer so Linka had off from school.
Later that day she decided to hang out at Gus's games and grub. Not a lot of girls her age were as into games and comics as she was, but she didn't really care, she liked them and that's all that really mattered.
As she walked home from Gus's games and grub, sipping on a soda she had ordered, she passed a dark alley.
She noticed, a breeze flowing into the ally, almost as if something was calling to her.
"H-hello?" She said, cautiously. "I-is someone there?"
Linka, what are you doing She thought to herself. Y-you should just go now!
That alley had always creeped her out.
"Huh... wazzat?" Came a voice from the alley. Then a homeless man got up. "You say something miss?" He said to Linka.
Linka shook her head.
"Oh ok." Said the homeless man. Then he went back to sleep under some cardboard.
Linka Loud looked at the man, then at the soda she was holding. "Y-you want the rest of my drink, it's... it's Pepsi."
She set the soda by the homeless man. The man looked at the soda, then at Linka. "Uh thanks." He said. "That's really sweet of you."
Then the wind picked up and lightning seemed to strike from nowhere. Then a green circle appeared at the end of the alley.
A dark figure emerged from the green circle. Then the circle disappeared behind the dark figure.
Linka slowly backed away, her eyes wide with fear.
The homeless man stood up and faced the dark figure.
"Who are you?" The homeless man said. "What do you want?"
The figure sliced the homeless man in half.
It moved slightly closer, into the light.
Linka could make out what looked like a man. He had a somewhat long face, larger nose, and deep blue eyes. He also had light facial hair. His brown hair was covered up by a dark black cowboy hat. His face looked kind and inviting, if it wasn't for the fact that he had just killed a man.
He wore a black tuxedo, with a blood red tie.
Where his right arm should have been, was a long, blood soaked blade.
"Hey little girl." Said the man. "Don't be afraid. Come here a sec."
The man made a beckoning motion with the finger of his left hand.
Linka shook her head, and backed away.
Then the man's deep blue eyes started to glow a dark red. "Oh come on." He said. "I ain't gonna hurt ya."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Linka yelled as she ran away as fast as she could.
Huh Pariah wondered to himself. Why couldn't I control that girls mind like the others?
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Prototype of a Loud
FanfictionAfter a tragic death, Lincoln Loud returns from the grave. Now he must do what it takes to find out why and how he came back, protect his family, learn to control his new found powers and fight an evil force that threatens all of existence.