Letters & Rants

Dear ___, #3

Dear ___,
       I could strangle you right now. You're such an irritating person. You're the sweetest asshole I've ever met. I'm starting to think I need to higher my standards. I have clue why I feel like this because I know you don't feel the same way.
       That girl that glares at me because she sees you staring at me needs to sit on a cactus. You should do something about her. She's really annoying and acts like your hers. I could kill her. "So she tripped and a cactus went through her head?" "Yeah, that's what happened." I don't know why she's so salty.
       You're really really adorable. Your eyes are so pretty and you've got the cutest smile. You also worry about me a lot. It's hard to ignore you when you're such a great yet horrible person.
       Sorry your girlfriend broke up with you because you're a 10/10. Although I do have low standards so you're probably actually like a 2 or something.

Sincerely,
The girl that wants to hit you in the face and give you a bear hug