Ouran Host Club with the American

Hakaru start up

I went to go change into some jeans and my Spiderman t-shirt while everyone else went into the host room. When I came strolling in all the girl were up against the wall while Tamaki was yelling Hikaru, Kaoru, and Haruhi.

“DADDY SAYS NO!” He began throwing things at the twins. Kyoya stood in front of the girls telling them that club activities are canceled for today for a family emergency, reminded them of the Ball tomorrow night and sent them on their way.

Mean while Tamaki was choking Hikaru while Kaoru, Haruhi, and Honey tried to pull him away. Once Hikaru turned purple Mori stepped in and pulled Tamaki away with one arm. Tamaki danged in the arm as Mori hold him. He was squirming all over then shouted.

“THAT IT! FAMILY MEETING NOW!”

Everyone sat on two sofas facing each other. Tamaki plopped down between Haruhi and Hikaru and I sat on the arm of the sofa next to Kaoru who waved to me to sit next to him.

“This got crazy fast,” He whispered to me.

I smirked, leaned in closer to him and said, “Give it time.”

Tamaki crossed his arms and stated, “I now declare that there will be no relationships in the Host club.”

“You can’t do that,” Kyoya said calmly.

“WHY?!”

“Because it’s in the school policy. You cannot interfere with students personal lives, even though you do anyways but you can’t do it to this existent. You can stop them from any P.D.A. while at club activities, but what they do out of the club you can’t control.”

“P.D.A.?” Everyone beside Kyoya Mori and myself asked.

“Public display of affection,” I said slowly.

“So basically no hugging, no cuddling, no inappropriate conversions about what you did last night, and no kissing. That includes making out just to clarify, within the club room and or club activities.” I continued.

Tamaki was now standing and crying, “NO THAT’S NOT ENOUGH! Haruhi as your daddy I forbid you to date this trouble maker.”

“Simpie, you’re not my dad.” Haruhi said with a straight face.

Tamaki was going through a break down, he began crying with water dripping from his face faster than possible.

“Now you’re denying your own daddy? Haruhi what happened to you? Ever since you started dating that evil twin you’ve changed.”

Hikaru was sitting back on the sofa looking somewhat calm when he said, “Ah… Boss she never claimed you as her father.”

I leaned closer to Kaoru and asked, “Has he always been this clueless?”

“He’s been worse.”

I watched Tamaki yelling are Hikaru with tears in his eyes and looked back to Kaoru and asked, “How?”

He looked at me for a moment then started laughing; I couldn’t help but laugh too. We both tried to muffle the sound my putting our hands over our mouths. I was laughing so hard I almost fell for the arm of the sofa. I grabbed the back and pulled myself up which made me lean really close to Kaoru, which made him laugh more, which made me laugh more, which made Tamaki turn around.

“AND WHAT’S GOING ON OVER HERE? Are you trying to steal another daughter from me?” Tamaki cried.

“I don’t think so,” Kaoru said while still smiling.

“What about your other daughter? Ayaka?”

“Ayaka is my good little girl. She stays away from the rotten twins.” Tamaki said with his nose in the air.