Just me...

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Me: *walking home and rides a jeepney*

Tenma: Srsly? *sweatdrops*

Me: *shocked* WHY THE FLIP ARE YOU IN EARTH!!! YA BELONG TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION BOI!

Tenma: Idiot... This is a story... Not you in your stu--- *slapped*

Me: I hate you... -.-*

Tenma: Whatever...

ppl in the distance: *looking at them weirdly*

Me: *arrives home*

Me: WAZZUP PPL!!!

Bro: *playing in the PC*

Mom: Oh, Gaby, you're home...

Me: Yep! *does the daily tradition*

(So yeah... We show respect to our elders by taking their hands (not cutting them... -_-||) and put it on our foreheads... Others would just kiss the back of the hands of theur elders so yeah...)

Mom: Hm... Get changed. We'll eat now...

Me: ... *charges dying phone and takes out empty lunch box, some trash and empty water bottles and throws them to WONDERLAND!!! JK! PUTS THEM TO WHERE THEY SHOUDL BE!*

Me: *eats peacefully with them*

(Mah dad is a seaman so yah)

Me: *changes clothes and pulls out the fully-charged phone of the chraarger and checks Wattpad*

Tenma: -_-||

Me: *glares at him*

Bro: Gaby, do the dishes...

Me: No. It's your WEEK now! I ain't doin' them bruh!

Bro: *glares*

Mom: Just do the dishes, *toot*

(Ain't revealin' mah bro's name mah dear readers)

Me: *snickers

Bro: You missin' toothie girl...

Me: Shut up. You bald cow...

Bro: What'd you say?!

Me: I said BALD COW! Ya deaf?!

Bro: OH I'LL SHOW YOU!!! *starts fighting with meh*

(BTW, I really fight with him but not like punching and stuff but we throw insults to each other so yah... Sometimes, we have TICKLE WAR!!! But I usually win so hehehe... >:3)

Mom: STOP IT!!! JUST DO YOUR WORK THEN YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT AGAIN!!!

Me: *shrugs* Don't have assignments...

Bro: -__-||

Me: *opens Wattpad* *gasps*

Me: YAAAASSSSS!!!!!

Mingay (our cat): *looks at me*

Me: 1 000+ READS MAMEN!!!

Bro: Idiot...

Me: You're the idiot!!!

Me and Bro: *kept on fighting*

Mom: Why do I bother? *shaking her head*

Mingay: *agrees*

THANKS FOR THE READS GUYS!!!

I KNOW IT'S LATE FOR THANKING BUT!!! *inhales deeply*

THHHHAAAAAANNNNKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yah...

A lot of good things in Wattpad is coming to my life...

(Is that how u even say it? 😂)

So...

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

I AIN'T KIDDING!!! I OFFER THIS TO THE LORD!!!

Cuz I am a religious person... :D

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