It ain't me (Sequel to "What an asshole you are, Zachary"), Zach Kornfeld fanfic

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Hi guys!

For this chapter I would like to try something new and I admit it was really weird to write... Since Sophia gave me an idea for it, I decided to dedicate this chapter to her! Read her story as well, I totally love it! :)

I hope you will like it, let me know your thoughts in the comments and of course, give this chapter a vote!

I love you all :*

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Kiara's POV

As me and Kelsey were waking up and trying to get out of my king size bed I was listening to her babbling about my brother. We have been in Florida for 8 days now and she was leaving in two days. 

"I mean, are you serious about the prohibition?" I nodded and rolled my eyes. I was feeling sick due to last night's drinking and it was way too early for me to discuss the prohibition I gave to Kelsey. It only had one part: she wasn't allowed to date or shag Tom.

"Still?" She rolled around and was now facing me so her morning breath was all over my face. I furrowed my brows and grabbed my stomach.

"Get the fuck away from me, bitch," I pushed her away and quickly sat up. My breathing was getting faster and faster and I felt the cold sweat all over my body again.

"Why can't I at least fuck him?" She insisted and I sat next to me. 

I inhaled deeply but as I smellt alcohol in Kelsey's breath, I felt vomit in my throat again. Quickly standing up I was gazing through my room so I could reach my bathroom in time. Not even a second after I bent over the toilet, all my stomach's content slid down my throat. 

"Puking again?" I heard my ex coworker behind me, not even bothered with holding my hair this time. I gagged as I puked again, feeling acid burning in my mouth. "TOM?!" She called and my brother appeared in my bathroom approximately half a minute later.

"What?" He asked, his voice sounding a bit worried. "Oh, that?" 

"Yes, bring it," She ordered, leaving me completely clueless while vomiting again.

"I'm never drinking again," I whispered, mentally scolding myself for keep repeating that but always doing the same mistake. 

"You definitely aren't if my assumptions end up being real," Kelsey sighed, grabbing me under my armpit and pulling me up. Giving Tom a meaningful look he quickly rushed outside the bathroom, bringing a bright pink box back with him.

"Turn around and pee in here," He handed me an empty plastic glass with an encouraging smile on his face. 

"What the... What the fuck you two?" I screamed, obviously taken aback by the cup. "Is that a fucking pregnancy test?" I bit my lip and hugged myself over my stomach, furrowing my brows together.

"We just thought you might be preg-pregnant," Tom sternly said, obviously expecting my reaction to be like that. I looked at Kelsey, who was shrugging her shoulders.

"You and Zach never used protection, right? And your period is late, right?" She stroked my hand a bit, gesturing me to pee as soon as possible.

"And you puke every morning," My brother then stated, standing right behind Kelsey. I spotted his hand approached her hip but moved away as soon as I spotted it being this close. 

"That's because of stress and alcohol," I opposed and grabbed the cup. "Anyway, I'm going to prove you I'm not fucking pregnant. I would know if I was," I sighed and shoved them to go out. 

Being left alone in the bathroom I stripped down and hopped in the shower. Firstly, I peed and dipped the tiny sheet of paper inside the cup. Then I decided to take a quick shower where I rinsed my body and hair so they no longer smellt like puke. I also shaved my legs, cautiously observing my stomach if there was any difference I should have spotted earlier. I decided they all were in my brother's and coworker's imagination and then just left the warm water run down my body.

"Are you done yet?" Tom's voice interrupted my relaxation and I groaned loudly.

"2 more minutes!" I turned the shower off and wrapped myself in a huge white towel. Spotting someone already placed underwear and an oversized T-shirt in the bathroom for me. Quickly sliding them all on, I opened the door, holding the cup with one hand.

"Sooo, what's the result?" Kelsey asked and I saw how excited her eyes were. Even though she always appeared to be the main bitch I learnt one thing about her: babies made her more excited and happy than she would ever admit.

"I'm not pregnant, stop assuming these stupid things," I threw my pee in the toilet, holding the stick in the air.

All our eyes turned to it but the result was only visible to me. As I broke eye contact with Kelsey and focused on the tiny stick, I felt stinging in my stomach again.

There were two lines on it.

Meaning I was pregnant.

With my ex husband's baby.

I was about to have a child with or without Zach.

Zach's POV

"I cannot come up with any new ideas, okay Eugene? If you get fucked every day I am happy for you but I cannot focus, I need to get loose man," I complained to my favourite Asian coworker, who was currently annoying the shit out of me.

"Look, it's not my problem you got divorced. I need you to get a good idea Zach. Otherwise you will sooner or later have to say good bye to The try guys," Eugene hissed, calming down by the last word. I sighed, rubbed my chin and met his brown eyes.

"Can you give me another week? I promise I will make it up to you," I practically begged him and he shook his head no.

"Zach," He started and I already knew I won the battle. "Only one more week. Get drunk, fuck a prostitute, get yourself a new girl or a man if you want to. Just don't disappoint me," He sighed and turned around to face his computer again. 

I saw him opening the mail application and how he started excusing himself to our boss again. I knew he was there to get the best out of me but after my divorce I seriously wasn't able to produce anything good. Firstly, the Buzzfeed community seemed to be very understanding but now no one really cared that I was no longer with Kiara anymore. It seemed as if they all forgot about her.

My thinking was interrupting with three phones around me buzzing and mixing a lot of different melodies together. I looked at my phone as well but there was no message for me. The rest of Try guys grabbed their phones at once and each one of them looked at it differently.

"Oh. My. God," Were the first words I heard, coming from Ned. His green eyes met Keith's and then they both looked at Eugene.

They all seemed to have a conversation I wasn't meant to understand and it pissed me off. I felt a lot like I was no longer belonging to them and I blamed it all on Kiara. If I had never met her we would have still been a Buzzfeed family everyone loved so much.