Lemme smash? | Yugbam

Chapter 1

Yugyeom

I was lying on my bed watching a kdrama and all in all just minding my own business.

„Why are you so hot?", I mumbled as Kang Chul, the main lead, appeared on my phone screen.

i knew it was creepy but I couldn't help it.

It just got to the interesting part as my phone suddenly vibrated. I didn't expect a text so I let go of my phone in surprise, what resulted in it landing flat on my face. Peachy.

„What the hell?" I groaned as I rubbed my hurt nose. I paused the episode and looked who wrote me.

I rolled my eyes as I saw a notification from the dating app my best friend, Mark, had installed for me.

He was really concerned about my love life and decided the best way to ‚get some',as he put it, was with this app.

Reluctantly I had agreed to create an account but never actually gathered the courage to write someone.

Although I didn't want to admit it I was somehow excited that someone actually texted me first.

After a few seconds of contemplating if I should continue to watch W or text back my curiosity got the best of me and I opened the new chat.

Dab-ulous:
lemme smash

Dab-ulous:
please?

Brownieee:
hoe about no?

Brownieee:
*how

Dab-ulous:
first of all, r00d

Brownieee:
sorry not sorry

Brownieee:
who is this tho?

Dab-ulous:
depends on who's asking

Brownieee:
u stupid? i'm asking

Dab-ulous:
for you i'm daddy ;))

Brownieee:
oh wow wow that's no no boy

Brownieee:
but seriously, who this?

Dab-ulous:
I'm bambam, you?

Brownieee:
...bambam?

Brownieee:
fine then don't tell me your real name

Brownieee:
i'm yug- hoe you thought i'd tell you

Dab-ulous:
alright

Dab-ulous:
it's britney bitch

Brownieee:
did someone ever tell you how funny you are?

Dab-ulous:
of course, i'm funny in the streets and sexy in the sheets

Brownieee:
that was so bad

Brownieee:
and they're lying, ur actually really lame

Dab-ulous:

Dab-ulous:
*cries in dab*

Brownieee:
ooopsie

Brownieee:
why are you texting me tho?

Dab-ulous:
idkkk, i'm bored i guess

Brownieee:
so you're a fuckboy?

Dab-ulous:
oh my god brownieee, you can't just ask people if they are a fuckboy

Brownieee:
hmmmm, i guess you have to deal with it

Dab-ulous:
so many sass

Dab-ulous:
so much comeback

Dab-ulous:
so very wow

Brownieee:
i'm actually more like: ahajshwkqjw

Dab-ulous:
nahhh

Dab-ulous:
ohhh diddly darn it

Dab-ulous:
I gotta Luhan

Dab-ulous:
don't miss me too much <3

Brownieee:
in your dreams

Dab-ulous:
we'd do other stuff in my dreams ;)))

Brownieee:
Ewwww

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