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Chapter 7

Dab-ulous:
good morning sweetie

Brownieee:
don't call me sweetie

Dab-ulous:
cutie patootie

Brownieee:
nooooo stahhp

Dab-ulous:
my little snuggluffagus

Brownieee:
.....

Brownieee:
how

Brownieee:
why

Dab-ulous:
i'm not finished

Dab-ulous:
my lobster

Brownieee:
dear lord have mercy

Dab-ulous:
curly wurly

Dab-ulous:
noodle poodle

Brownieee:

Dab-ulous:
lol

Dab-ulous:
who this?

Brownieee:
one of my friends, youngjae

Dab-ulous:
he looks nice

Brownieee:
EW

Dab-ulous:
NOT LIKE THAT JFC

Brownieee:
ohh good

Brownieee:
and yeah he's a sunshine

Dab-ulous:
that reminds me, idk how you look like

Brownieee:
i don't see the problem with that

Dab-ulous:
well when you equals problem, i don't see it either but I want to

Brownieee:
why are you so lame

Dab-ulous:

Brownieee:
yk i don't know how you look either

Brownieee:
so quit complaining

Dab-ulous:
we could change that

Brownieee:
maybe sometime

Brownieee:
can we wait a little longer before we send pics tho?

Dab-ulous:
of course :)

Dab-ulous:
no pressure

Dab-ulous:
but you gotta answer me something

Brownieee:
thank you

Brownieee:
fair enough

Dab-ulous:
why are you on a dating app though?

Brownieee:
my friend mark was concerned about my love life, well he still is

Brownieee:
so he installed it

Brownieee:
i never used it but then a smol annoying guy texted me and I  just won't get rid of him

Dab-ulous:
didn't think you'd have a side hoe

Brownieee:
.....

Dab-ulous:
oh OH

Dab-ulous:
you mean ME!

Brownieee:
obviously

Dab-ulous:
i'm not smol nor annoying

Dab-ulous:
i'm the perfect mixture between sass, giggles and daddy material

Brownieee:
i don't know about that bro

Dab-ulous:
says the one with the username 'brownieee'

Dab-ulous:
what are you 6, 3 months and 26 days?

Brownieee:
darn it

Brownieee:
you got me there

Brownieee:
but it's actually 29 days

Dab-ulous:
i knew i couldn't be 100% accurate

Brownieee:
good try tho

Brownieee:
but why is yours dab-ulous

Dab-ulous:
I dab and i'm fabulous

Dab-ulous:
together it's dab-ulous

Brownieee:
but isn't the dab like so yesterday

Brownieee:
omg

Brownieee:
plz tell me you don't do the bottle flip too

Dab-ulous:
*hides my water bottles*

Dab-ulous:
nahhhh

Brownieee:
i'm not even surprised tbh

Dab-ulous:
Shut it

Dab-ulous:
yk most people think an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Dab-ulous:
i call that bullshit

Brownieee:
oh yeah?

Dab-ulous:
i dab every morning when i wake up and haven't been sick in like 2 years

Brownieee:
did you eat an apple in between maybe?

Dab-ulous:
well yeah

Dab-ulous:
but i swear it's because of the dab

Brownieee:
of course

Brownieee:
totally

Brownieee:
i really believe you

Dab-ulous:
am i sensing some sarcasm?

Brownieee:
nahhh

Dab-ulous:
i hope so yugie

Brownieee:
already at the nicknames?

Dab-ulous:
oh sorry, do you prefer babyboy?

Brownieee:
NO I DONT

Brownieee:
i have to go :(

Dab-ulous:
ohhhh oksie, why tho?

Brownieee:
my shift starts in 10 minuets

Dab-ulous:
alright :)

Brownieee:
but can we text later again?

Dab-ulous:
of course

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