Lemme smash? | Yugbam

Chapter 3

Brownieee:
so why can't you sleep?

Dab-ulous:
had a bad dream

Brownieee:
wanna talk about it

Dab-ulous:
Nah, i'd rather talk about something else

Brownieee:
and what would that be?

Dab-ulous:
you

Brownieee:
....

Brownieee:
as much as I hate to say it, that was smooth af

Dab-ulous:
*bows* thank you thank you

Brownieee:
so mister fuckboy

Brownieee:
what do you wanna know so I can sleep again

Dab-ulous:
tell me about yourself

Brownieee:
that's very specific

Brownieee:
I'm 20 y/o, male and all in all pretty boring

Dab-ulous:
i'm positive that that's not true

Dab-ulous:
i mean the boring part

Brownieee:
just wait and see for yourself

Brownieee:
what about you

Dab-ulous:
i'm also 20 y/o, male, oh and I like sticks

Brownieee:
when's your birthday, so I know if you're my hyung or nah

Brownieee:
and why the hell do you like sticks

Dab-ulous:
may 2, you?

Dab-ulous:
And I like the d

Dab-ulous:
d equals stick

Dab-ulous:
the tralala

Dab-ulous:
the ringdingdong

Brownieee:
I GOT IT U GAY

Brownieee:
....hyung

Dab-ulous:
WHUUP WHUUP

Dab-ulous:
i wanna know ur birthday tho

Brownieee:
November 17

Dab-ulous:
you're a smol bean

Brownieee:
You're not that much older wtf

Dab-ulous:
psssst my child

Dab-ulous:
respect your elders

Brownieee:
Can you block someone on this app?

Dab-ulous:
I think so

Dab-ulous:
Why do you want to know?

Dab-ulous:
NOOOO WAIT

Dab-ulous:
DONT U DARE

Brownieee:
okokokokokok

Brownieee:
but you have to be nice

Dab-ulous:
eXeCUse YoU

Dab-ulous:
i'm always nice

Brownieee:
are you sure about that?

Dab-ulous:
did you just john cena me

Brownieee:
maybe

Brownieee:
maybe not

Brownieee:
the world may never know

Dab-ulous:
so..... where do you live

Brownieee:
WOAH

Brownieee:
creepy much

Dab-ulous:
you don't have to answer if you're uncomfortable

Brownieee:
wait i'm confused

Brownieee:
where's the fuckboy that texted me

Dab-ulous:
we can still do the fucc, if you're so eager

Brownieee:
ahhh there he is

Brownieee:
and no, ur a dick

Dab-ulous:
well, you are what you eat ;))))))))))))

Brownieee:
it must be the lack of sleep but that lame ass joke made me laugh

Dab-ulous:
admit it

Dab-ulous:
i'm funny as hell

Brownieee:
i feel bad for satan if that's how funny hell is

Dab-ulous:
why the fuck you lyin'

Dab-ulous:
why you always lyin'

Dab-ulous:
hmmmm oh my god

Dab-ulous:
stop fucking lyin'

Brownieee:
it's 4:15 aren't you tired yet?

Dab-ulous:
oh

Dab-ulous:
you can sleep when you're tired

Dab-ulous:
sorry for keeping you up

Brownieee:
okay , thanks

Brownieee:
are you mad?

Dab-ulous:
no it's alright

Dab-ulous:
good night <3

Brownieee:
good night