It's that time of year
when the sjws come out to sneer
at festive spirits of the target some
they level their righteous misguided gun
but fear to prey on the blood-fest and blare of faiths more cruel
Must make Diwali 'Safe' these worthies forthwith rule
No need to target the general pollution day in and out
but bashing the Hindus that's what it is all about
no call for bloodless eid or tree-less christmas it seems
this noise-maker lobby so politically-correct deems
Raise a toast and burst a cracker or two
but hark soon comes a cracking year new
will they ban crackers then? these hypocrites true!
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Pseudo-Seculars during Deepavali be like: "No firecrackers during *Lord* Rama's time"
Pseudo-Seculars rest of the year be like : "Rama never existed!"