For the first time in a very long while
I am doing something that'll make her smile
I decided to get my dumb ass home real early
To my lovely little wife whose hair is curly
I called out her name and it was silent
Bad thoughts emerge but I'm defiant
I walk toward our room with a giant king bed
Sickening thoughts like maybe she's dead
I open the door and she's with a guy
She told me she was faithful but the bitch just lied.
I laughed and giggled and went to the kitchen
Grabbed a Myers knife so the kills are bitchin'
1st I stabbed his chest for touching her breast
Stabbing homewreckers is what I do best
All she had to do was file for divorce
Instead I settle out of court with a deadly force
So, I stabbed her in the back like she just stabbed mine
Think I went far? No, she crossed the line!
Not gonna lie I did a dance and gloat.
Now to myself is my T.V remote
Then I did something that might make you sick
I tore out his spine and used it for a pogo stick
Only two people I have ever killed
I must admit though it was such a thrill
I grabbed my trusty axe and went for a walk
I'm gonna be like a cornfield and begin to stalk
Outside I see little birds, red, blue and yellow
Who would have thought killing made me mellow?
So, I take a walk up and down my block
Sporting my axe and not a glock.
Guns are too loud and it deafens my hearing
I'm the new face that the world will be fearing
I'm not in control like someone else is steering
Like this isn't me, but a guest appearing
Now time to find that blood I'm smearing
I saw an old man named Mean Old Lou
I crushed him like an Ice Pick to an ice cube
Next, I saw a little boney teen that I didn't like
Tied a string around his throat and flew a kite
Hoping for lightning but the sun is out
String is so tight you can't hear him shout.
Let the string go and he soars to the sky
Watch him long enough to see him die
Stray dog comes to me with a viscious bark
Knocked him out and took him for a walk at a nearby park
Woke him up, let him loose on the ugly little kids
Didn't stick around to see the damage he did
All I heard was some childish screams
Never again will they taste ice cream
Decide to go to church to say a prayer
Ha! I'm kidding I really don't care.
As I was about to kill the pastor
He said something before I made his son a bastard
He told me what I'm doing is a sin
Well damn it, I guess I can never win
Killed him anyway, sorry father
Washed my hands clean with holy water.
Went back home, my wife has a breath
Guess she cheated me then she cheated death
As I drove my axe down one more time
Was going to say something but forgot my line
Next thing you know I woke up at my desk
I am perspired and my hair's a mess
I guess my wife is still doing well
Thought I had just sent her to Hell
Guess it's ok to have fun fantasies
If she does cheat then, I'll enjoy atrocities
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Sinister Short Stories
KorkuA collection of Horror short stories and poetry. I will dive into your fears. I tackle every horror subgenre so there is something for everybody. I just may connect a few of the stories. You never know what will happen.