Blood Diamonds

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Blood Diamonds: Chapter 24

~Lexis P.O.V.~

Yee that's right. Ol' G got his p.o.v in his nephews book.

"I love how you still prank Nelle Bells after all these years." Arlie said with a laugh as we continued to walk to the strip club. It's been so long since I've actually been in one.

"I always have so much fun messing with her." I laughed. We walked by some basketball courts and I saw from the corner of my eye a group of youngins watching us walk.

"I'm scared Lexis. I know I'ma be Sweet Cheeks bitch if I do this. I'm all down for a prank but she knows how to use my guns." Varo whined.  It's funny how we're all in our 50's but still act like not a day over 20....crazy but in all fairness we never got the chance to have our normal teen years because of IRG so I guess this is us making it up in our 50's.

"You really love Sweets huh? Considering you're scared of her-"

"Arlina. I love Sweet Cheeks more than I love myself. That's a lot of fucking love considering how conceited and self centered I am and the fact I'm also in love with myself." He looked like he was nervous. Sweet Cheeks has his ass in check and its the funniest thing ever.

"You notice them guys starin'?" I asked.

"Yeah I do. Who are they?" Arlie asked.

"Nothin' but a bunch of punks in my eyes. You think they'll start shit? I'm all down for a fight, shit we don't even need the guns, I wanna kick somebody's ass." Varo said.

"Don't start any shit. Let them start it so all we have to do is finish it. I mean, I don't mind starting it and finishing it but we gotta be classy too." Arlie said with a small laugh.

"Nah they won't mess. I see the strip club." I said as we turned the corner. I haven't even set one foot in and already I see a whole lot of ass walking around the building.

Sweet Damn.

So we walked in and took a seat in the V.I.P. Lounge.

"Girl let me see that ass!" Varo called out to one of the females who was walking around.

"Y'all are cute, where y'all from?" She asked as she was about to sit in Varo's lap.

"slow up. I'm a married man, can't be having none of that, but we're from Oakland."

"Varo your ass ain't married-"

"Oh I'm married alright." He laughed as he threw his head back with laughter.

"Oakland huh? What are y'all doin' down here?" She asked as she sat in between Arlie and I. She was thick. Like... I need to remember who I'm married to... 'cause Nelle Bells plays with knives and I don't like knives in her possession.  

"Visiting some family. Us two are married and his ass is too scared of marriage so he's in a committed fuck buddy relationship with his ride or die." Varo wasn't even paying attention. I looked over and already saw 4 empty shot glasses in front of him. Not even 10 minutes- wait, it's only been like 5 minutes and already he starts drinking plus with the beer he had back at the house and the 2 shots before the drive down here.

"Oh wow, what brings you all in here then?" She asked as she kept shifting her gaze between Arls and I.

"First off, I'm Arlie, that's Lexis, and that's Varo the drunk ass piece of shit but we're here cause Lexis wants to pull a prank on his wife." I legit just watched Varo lick the shot glass getting the last drop. I just shook my head in complete disbelief.