I’ve been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being an adult is gonna work for me.
To be honest I find it hard to believe that there is someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me.
I don’t hate you. I just lost all respect for you.
Best revenge? Smile and never let them know it hurts.
You were born an original. Don’t die a cope.
I remember when my friend was quite & shy I created a monster.
Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport.
I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me but I knew if I had the chance I wouldn’t do it.
Unless your name is Google don’t act like you know everything.
Stop acting like your perfect. All bitches got glitches.
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade….and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!” Ron White.
“My grand-mother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” Ellen DeGeneres.
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grand-father did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.” Anonymous.
I wish Facebook had a ‘SLAP’ button.
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
“I’m one of those regular weird people.” Janis Joplin.
“Everybody’s somebody’s everything” Chance The Rapper.
“You’ve got as much charm as a dead slug” The Hunger Games.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” Linda Gray son.
Hey I just met you, and you look crazy, what brand is your make-up, Crayola maybe?
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way, HEY!
Me: why I’m I still single? Brain: you’re weird as sh!t. Body: And you’re fat. Face: Plus you’re ugly. Food: But I’ll always be here for you.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you’re gonna act like a dick you may as well dress like one!
Have you been shopping lately? There selling lives at Pennys - you should get one!
Shock me, say something intelligent.
