Nobody is ever too busy. If they care, they will make time.
If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are.
I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine.” The voice said “So what are you up to?” I said “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!” He said, “Can I come over?” Annoyed, I said “Rather busy right now.” The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions.”
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the fist chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined.
“We’ve decided to screw you over by assigning a years amount of work for the last few weeks of school. Enjoy!” – Teachers Everywhere.
Never trust someone who takes an hour to text you beck, but when you’re with them they always have their phone in their hand.
I wish I could freeze this moment, right here, right NOW and live in it FOREVER.
If I didn’t have a smart-phone, I’d be asleep 4 hours earlier every night.
ME IN P.E
ME: Oh, there goes the ball.
ME: Along with all the fucks I give.
SAY: EYE SPELL: MAP SAY: NESS.
What I if told you,
You read the top line wrong?
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Miles away, Oceans apart, when the odds are hard to defy, this thought always warms my heart, we still look at the same sky.
Literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone.
Show them that you care even in the smallest way.
Talk like best friends, fight like brother and sister and love each other ‘till the end.
Date the right guy the one who makes you feel special, makes you laugh and makes you proud to be yourself.
Love each other no matter what happens.
Don’t let other people get in your relationship and ruin it.
Don’t let people stop you from loving someone just because they’re different.
Don’t ask her what she wants to do, already have something planned for you guys to do.
“Would you lie with me and just forget the world?”
If I don’t respond to your insult it means what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live.
Why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me.
“Once I was giving someone a blow job and accidentally threw up on him.”
It’s cute when someone tells you straight up that they like you.
When people ask what I see in you, I just smile and look away because I’m afraid if they knew, they’d fall in love with you too.
“I poked holes in my brothers condoms and he got his girlfriend pregnant. Oops.”
Old couples make you realize that someone can love you forever.
