Cat: “Meow” Me: “meow” Cat: “meow meow” Me: “holy crap I can speak cat!!”
She comes off as strong, but maybe she falls asleep crying. She acts like nothing’s wrong, but maybe she’s really good at lying.
Always ask someone who likes big butts, they cannot lie.
Can we skip school and fast forward to when I’m rich and spend all my time traveling?
If vegetarians like animals so much, why do they eat their food.
(A/N ONLY DIRECTIONERES WILL GET THIS IT’S ABOUT ONE DIRECTION’S MIDNIGHT MEMORIES. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE ONE DIRECTION YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ THE NEXT ONE. BUT I LIKE ONE DIRECTION SO I DECIDED TO THROW IT IN THERE. BYE BYE)
We've danced all night to the best song ever, I've tell you the story of my life, my name is Diana and I remember the midnight memories. We were alone you and I. You have said ''Don't forget where you belong, be strong and happily right now. Wear you little black dress through the dark and say something great.'' And ''little white lies are sometimes better than words.'' I won't forget you 1D.
Best Relationships: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
Work for a cause, not an applause. Live life to express not to impress. Don’t strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt.
My friend thinks she’s so smart. She thinks onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw an apple at her face.
It’s an interesting feeling: feeling alone in a room full of people.
I’m not racist, I can’t even run a mile!
You're weird. That’s just how *shudders* boring people describe fun people.
I'm cooler then the Titanic the night it sank.
Were u crying? no I was sweating throw my eyes.
I'd tell you I love you but I'd have to kill you.
Take a long walk of a short pier.
