WHEN AN “ALL-NIGHT-ER” MEANS NOT GETTING UP TO PEE…... when getting lucky means YOUR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT…. WHEN THE CANDLES COST MORE THAN THE CAKE I PROMISE YOU…..WILL STILL BE FRIENDS!!!
PLEASE LORD IF YOU CAN’T MAKE ME THIN MAKE MY FRIENDS FAT.
THE ONLY TIME I CAN BE ME IS WHEN I AM WITH MY FRIENDS.
I WAS NORMALLY TILL I MET THESE WEIRD PEOPLE I CALL MY FRIENDS!!
We’re tighter than a fat guy in tights :D
Best friends. Dance like we’re retarded. Laugh like we’re freaks. Sing like we’re on drugs. But hey! We’re havin fun.
Cross your heart and hope to die. Clothes and make up boys and lies forever there until the end that’s the description of a best friend.
God makes us friends because he knew our Mams couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Best friends; they know how crazy you are but still want to be seen with you in public.
Too often, we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT…… it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BITCH-SLAP that mother”?@&< upside the head!
Though miles may lie between us we are never far apart, for friendship doesn’t count miles it’s measured by the heart.
So here’s to… the crap we talk, the boys we stalk, the way we shop, laughs we can’t stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that could kill, we’ll stay together. Because we’re best friends forever!
We’ll be friends… as long as the stars twinkle in the sky… as long as angels are there up high ‘till oceans run dry… and ‘till the day we die.
BEST FRIENDS: we’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times: once when it’s told, and 2nd time when someone explains it to us, & five minutes later when we actually get it.
STRANGERS think I’m quite, FRIENDS think I’m out-going, MT BEST FRIENDS know I’m completely insane.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail….. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn…. We fucked up”
