Randomness!!

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I may be on the side of Angels but don’t think for one second I’m one of them.

Before you hate me take a look in the mirror and say ‘Am I perfect? Because if you aren’t who in the world gave you the right to judge?

Be kind, work hard, stay humble, smile often, keep honest, stay loyal, travel when possible, never stop learning, be thankful always and love.

A simple hello could lead to a million things.

Marrying your high-school best-friend.

Keep going summer is almost here.

She whispers, “I’m afraid of falling.” He smiles, “I’ll catch you.”

Friends are made by heart, not by skin colour!!

There is always hope.

Don’t push me away and then ask me why I’ve left.

Don’t cry over someone who wouldn’t cry over you.

Don’t let stupid things break your happiness.

“My roommate always talks about how she and her boyfriend are staying abstinent until marriage. I’ve had sex with him 7 times.”

Me on my way home from class: oh man I’m gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively I’m so pumped.

Me the second I get home: nah.

Raising your hand for the obvious question so you don’t get called on later.

I’m tired of people who judge me without knowing my history.

Do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad.

Don’t keep calm slap that bitch, hard.

I’m a smart person I just do stupid things.

A 46 year old man tracked down and attacked a 13 year old schoolboy after the boy repeatedly killed his character in Call of Duty.

A man noticed his food going missing so he set up a web cam and found that a woman had been in his closet for a year.

It hurts to know that you will never look at me the way I look at you.

Your all that I think about.

It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life suddenly you can’t remember how you lived life without them.

Why the fuck can’t I have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving.

Raise your hand if you are scared shit less about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time. (A/N *raises hand*)

“That smile could end wars and cure cancer.” – John Green.

Some people just need a hug…..around their neck….with a rope.

I’m glad people can’t read my mind because they’d just here me saying lmao to myself.

I’m really good are making plans and then not wanting to do them when they time comes.

The biggest lie I ever told myself is that I’m going to the shower in 5 minutes.

I’m like four days past my bedtime.

I’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Muhammad Ali gave his 1st Olympic medal to his high school teacher who said- “you ain’t never gonna be nuthin’”.

I love you, and it’s killing me.

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.

I am not the best, but I promise I will love you with all my heart.

“Some people care too mush. I think that’s called love.” – Winnie the Pooh.

Being in a relationship isn’t about kissing, dates, or showing off. It’s about being with someone who can make you happy the way nobody else can.

Sometimes, I just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night.

“One day, you and I are gonna wake up and be alright. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but one day. One day. I promise you.”

“He is not the next Messi of next Ronaldo he is Adnan Januzaj- the very first of his kind.” (A/N Adnan Januzaj is a 19 year old, very hot, player for Manchester United. Google him for more info.)

“If one day the speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling.” – Paul Walker R.I.P

I’m not perfect, I’ll annoy you make fun of you say stupid things, but you’ll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.

My heart always beats faster when I see you.

I’m not the jealous type, but what’s mine is mine. End of story.

The safest place for me to be is in your heart.

She wants to be YOUR girl not ONE OF your girls.

I’ll never forget our first kiss.

Life isn’t perfect but every second with you is.

I don’t need geography you are my world.

I get so happy when you talk to me.

Do you ever start thinking of someone while you’re walking somewhere and start smiling uncontrollably.

1 Universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, and I had the privilege to meet you.

Yes Dad, every guy I know is my boyfriend.

I fall for your smile every single time.

No amount of coffee could keep me awake like you do.

You are my love, you are my life, I can’t imagine being anything but your best friend and your WIFE!! I love you, baby!! FOREVER!!

Every time she laughs she hopes he’s watching. Not so that he sees she’s happy but that maybe, just maybe he’ll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his….

My first thought in the morning is always you.

I wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time.

It sucks when the only person who can make you feel better is also the reason why you always cry.

Dear crush, a simple “hi” from you makes my day complete.

Hold me tight please.

I just want to grab him and kiss him.

Text her after she falls asleep and describe in great detail everying you love about her she’ll wake up with a huge smile on her face.

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