Sweet as sugar, Hard as ice, Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.
It takes a second to say I love you, but a life time to show it.
I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I’ve been hurt, but I’m alive, not perfect, but I’m thankful.
Giving up doesn’t always mean your weak, sometimes it means your strong enough to let go.
Nothing last forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit and take chances.Sometimes saying what’s on your mind, is just your brain telling you want you want to hear.
Believing what you say in your mind is denying what you say in your heart.
Call a girl beautiful and they’ll think you’re lying. Call a girl ugly and they’ll never forget it.
Lose lips sink ships.
I don’t know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people here but they apparently aren’t coming back for you.
Sometimes I listen to strangers’ conversations and mentally give my opinion.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
Old people always start poking me at weddings and saying “you’re next.” So, I say the same thing at funerals.
You don’t know what you have until it’s gone. For example, toilet paper.
I don’t have an attitude problem I just have a personality you can’t handle.
Sometimes I try to be normal. But then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the tighter the shorts, the better the view.
I love you even when I hate you.
I need a 6 month holiday twice a year.
When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it.
I hate when people say, “He’s nice when you get to know him.” They might as well say, “He’s an asshole, but you’ll get used to it.”
We are best friends. Always remember when you fall, I’ll pick you up… After I finish laughing.
Person I hate: “How did you know?” Me: “same way your Mam knew it was your Dad’s kid growing inside her: lucky guess.”
“OMG!! I love One Direction!!” Jeff eat a sneakers. You’re gay when you’re hungry.
I’m one of those regular weird people.
“Pay attention to me when I ignore you.” – women around the world.
I hate people. But I hate saying I hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice I like people I’m just saying I hate people.
My goal for 2014 is to accomplish my goals for 2013 which I should have done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.
You can’t make somebody love you. Just stalk them and hope for the best.
Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts, Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia, Hunger Game fans: nope, I’m good.
That super sexy face you pull just before you sneeze.
If I choose you over sleep, you must be very very very very special.
You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa, and when you wake up your still on the sofa.
