(The dankest memes.... god help me)
So liek uhhh Eggsy Hansen was like super awkward and gay and he had this rlly gay crush his name was The Insanely G̶a̶y̶ Cool Jared Kleins̶e̶n̶ Man.
So like Jared KleinG̶a̶y̶Man struts in and he's all liek "I CAN DO IT YES I CAN BECAUSE I AM A JEWISH AMERICAN!" And Eggsan Handgun was like "oh mah gawd you're a rlly hawt Jewish American™"
And then Gayred Kleinweed was like "hey trees are hawt and you like trees wanna frickle frackle" (*giggling quietly while typing that*) and Egg(white)vans was like "YESH DADYD" so uhhhhhh then they frickle frackled and it was super hawt and gay and like yeah so now they uhhh now they're getting married and the guy said "okay like kiss or something" and now they're like married so yeah it's super gay and they had a kid and named him Eggs. so like yeah thats gay bye
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FanfictionFor a fren. Yeet. Btw you guys don't need your hearts right? Good. There's angst, fluff, and possibly smut. Idfk yet. Anyway enjoy the thing.
