Dear E,
Okay the whole ass-thing was a little weird dude. In the lunch line you started singing YMCA and took Eli and Josh's hands and on the A you smacked my ass with them. You did it about 7 times, before I finally turned around and threatened to punch, as funny as it was, it was creepy.
You have to bring up your grades! We had such a good time on the bus on the way to and from ISU, and this time it'll be 4 hours each way, you have a 64 in Language Arts, and a 68 in Science, you must be able to get those up by Friday. It'll be hard but you could always give me your work. I swear to God I would get it all done and turned in by Friday. It's so gay that Mr.Freeland is not letting you go just because you have 2 D's. I'm so mad at him.
Oh, and before I end this letter, I heard you were asking about me when you were in Ally's homeroom during Advisory. ;) I know it's not like that, but I'd like to think thats why you wanted to know if I was going to band.