The Gray Brothers: It's All Relative ✔️ (Wattpad version)

Surprise doesn't even explain things

Nash, Nixon, and I went looking for Nolan. We figured he couldn't have gone far, considering we had no vehicles, and he doesn't have a driver's license yet. Which reminds me, I seriously need to get mine and learn how to drive?

Anywho, we went looking for the little bugger. Well, I wouldn't precisely say little since Nolan was about as tall as Nash and Nixon. The wonder twins weren't as tall. I think they quit growing and started shrinking. Okay, I am getting way off track.

We went walking, checking nearby houses when we heard a bunch of noises coming from a window, three houses down. What in the world? So, being the curious little creatures we were, we investigated. Okay, I lied. We were nosy.

We walked over to the house and peered into the window where all the sounds were coming from there. As soon as we did, we got an eyeful.

"Oh," I said.

"My," Nash said.

"God," Nixon said.

There tied up on a bed was Nolan slapped with a fringe type item and moaning.

"Well, it seems little brother is into the kink," Nixon smirked.

"Dude, this isn't funny," Nash said.

"You going to videotape this?"

"Yep, I am. What kind of big brother would I be without blackmail?" He shrugged, pulling out his camera phone and recording all of this.

While he held his phone up to record this for prosperity, they heard the door open to the bedroom.

"What the hell is this?" We heard someone yell.

We popped up to see some big Hawaiian dude, angry, ready to rip Nolan's head off. Must be her dad. We ducked down quickly as Nixon looked at Nash and said, "We better go rescue the idiot before something happens to ma's baby." His tone oozed with sarcasm.

"Yeah, because Nolan can do no wrong," Nash huffed.

"So, what are we going to do?" I asked Nash and Nixon. They looked at each other, smiling, which was a stupid question on my part.

They carefully slid open the window more full than not to alert anyone, and with one quick movement, they hoisted me into the open window. I fell into the rim and onto the floor, causing the three of the boys to stop and look at me. I looked at them and stood up slowly.

"Oh, hey, you know, be more careful with open windows. Someone can break-in," I said innocently to them.

"Break in," Nash and Nixon mouthed to each other.

"I think I will just take him and be leaving," I said, stepping by them and grabbing Nolan. They looked at me confused as I yelled, "Nolan, run!" With that, we ran, and the chase was on.

Nash and Nixon ran around to the front of the house to meet us. We got to the front door, and they locked it. "Hurry, Maggie!"

"I would, but they have some weird lock!"

"What are you two doing in there?" Nash yelled.

"We're having a tea party! What the hell do you think we're doing? I can't unlock the door!" I yelled.

"Maggie!" Nolan yelled as the guy came barreling out of the room towards us with the girl hot on his heels.

I turned and yelled, "Dodge, ball!" We dodged out of the way and ran towards the back of the house. Nash and Nixon ran around the end, and I yanked open the door only for us yanked out by both of them. Just as the guy reached us, Nixon slammed the door on him.