What if the fandom had mind control over Ladybug/Marinette And Chat Noir/Adrien?!?!!!??
*fandom mind control powers activated*
Fandom: IT'S TIME FOR SOME SHIPS TO SAIL.
Mari and Adrien are talking with each other. (And of course, Mari is stuttering and blushing and Adrien is being a dense little cinnamon roll.)
Fandom: MARI.... ACT LIKE LADYBUG.
Suddenly, her blush disappears and she has a confident grin on her face.
"So, Adrien~" she winked.
He had a extremely confused expression now.
Fandom: Meh, to boring. KISS!
And with that, the two super dense lovers kissed instantly, neither hesitating one bit.
Fandom: Now that that's done, time for.... Hmmm....
LADYNOIR!
Later...
Ladybug and Chat Noir were sitting on the Eiffel-
Fandom: AHH!! I CAN'T HOLD IT IN! LADYNOIR, FREAKING SAIL NOW!"
Ladybug and Chat Noir then lunged into very passionate kiss.
Fandom: NOT SATISFIED YET... NEED... LADRIEN!"
Even more later...
"Hey Adrien!" Ladybug greeted.
"H-hey L-ladybug!" He blushed.
Fandom: just freaking sail like freaking NOW.
And yeah, y'all know how that most likely went...
Fandom: Now, for the final part of my recipe for satisfaction and fangirling/fanboying...
MARICHAT!!!
Even more and more later...
Marinette and Chat Noir were looking at each other while sitting on Mari's balcony...
Fandom: SAAAAAIIIIIIILLLL FREAKING ALREADY NOOOOWWW, MARICHAT!!!!! COMPLETE THE RECIPE FOR-"
They were already kissing.
Fandom: Welp, I'm just gonna sit in a corner and fangirl/fanboy over my ships, and how I have been blessed with this glorious power of mind control over Mari and Adrien and their alter egos. BYE!
Ha ha, if only.😂