Sanders Sides Tickle Fic Oneshots

A Self-Insert Logan Tease

I had written this for a friend, but it can be for anyone. This is about Logan tickling you, the reader. If this gets 6 or 7 votes or so, I will consider writing another one of these for a different side. Please enjoy this Self-Insert tickle story that is entirely one-sided (hah) dialogue based.

"Wake up. y/n is it? My apologies for shutting down your neurological functions on short notice. It seems something had gone awry in your code. Or what code you seem to lack. No do not speak, at least not yet. I have already contacted Roman about the issue, but it seems like he is just as confounded as I am about it. You should be well aware that he has created you and your carbon copies to assist me in my projects for understanding the mindscape better, however after your recent happening, I begin to wonder if Roman's creations are as hollow as I once thought."

"Allow me to recite to you this 'happening' so that you may be able to remember more clearly. Approximately 5 hours ago, I was continuing my study of gravity inside the mind palace, when I asked you to perform a series of tasks for me so I could get more accurate data for the experiment. After a second of processing these tasks that I gave, you answered in a candid voice 'no'-"

"No, do not speak. You are not allowed to explain yourself until I have finished relaying the situation from memory. Thank you. After displaying such defiance towards the assignments that were given to you, the others turned around in shock. This is what concerns me. Anything created from another being should not have the ability to feel. Roman had assured me that you and your clones-"

"Excuse me. This is exactly what I am talking about. I had just asked you not to interrupt me, and you are once again disobeying a direct order. There should have been code instilled in you to prevent this phenomenon from happening. Yet, this whole situation unnerves me. If you are able to talk back against your overseer and the others are able to recognize your response as unnatural, then all of them are capable of having the same occurrence in their code as you are."

"No you may not use the restroom. I do not understand why you would need to. You have everything you need right where you lay. That function is not inside of your programming and I refuse to leave a malfunctioning assistant such as yourself unattended."

"Your wordplay does not impress me."

"You should have done what I asked without question five hours ago then. Maybe neither of us would have to be in this position. Although, it is fortunate that you were deliberate in your act and not deceitful, thus I was able to catch the problem in its early stages. I will admit it is quite intriguing when it isn't annoying. The fact that a simple creation could have as much emotion or response as you. Perhaps I may have to put my gravitational project on hold for the moment to accommodate a new hypothesis."

"Yes the new hypothesis does have to do with you. I am glad you are smart enough to figure that out for yourself."

"I see you are having a hard time taking your own medicine in regards to the sarcastic remarks. Whining about it won't get you anywhere."

"What am I going to do with you? I am not sure yet. A good place to start would be analyzing your vital signs. I can begin to assess just how 'alive' you are. Since my other projects have been put on hold until further notice, you are my next best experiment."

(Time passes)

"Thank you for remaining relatively cooperative throughout your metaphorical check-up. Please sit-up. I will now test your reflexes."

"Your breath hitched. Are you...smiling? This is very odd behaviour you are exhibiting towards a simple squeeze to your knee. The other knee seems to give the same reaction if apply the same amount pressure. Anyways, enough of that. Let's move on."