Sanders Sides Tickle Fic Oneshots

A Self-Insert Patton Tease

Author's Note: Heeheehee. I'm really, really happy with how this turned out. I was scared to write it at first, thinking no one would get my references or how I was writing it, but I'm proud of this epic tease conclusion to the core four. Now, I know some people might want a Remus or Deceit self-insert tease. And I am...oddly not opposed to writing them. But I would need to see at least 20 notes on this particular fic before I consider it. Just because not everyone likes those characters and I want to make sure enough people want to see a self-insert with those sides. But anyways, here's Patton's Self-insert. I hope you all enjoy this epic conclusion(?) in the self-insert series! I(f you haven't read the first three, you might be a little lost on where this fic last picks up!)

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       "Oh hiya kiddo! How're you doing?"

       "Eheheh. Oh don't worry about the vase. I cleaned it up an hour ago. Virgil told me what happened and I'm sorry I wasn't here sooner. Are you hurt at all from the shards of porcelain? Let me see your hand."

       "Oh good! No cuts! I was worried you might be hurt, but you seem fine enough! Well, I'm sorry Virgil didn't give you a particularly warm welcome. He's always a little nervous about things coming into the mind palace from the imagination. Heheheh, I'm sure you can imagine why."

       "Well since you're here, would you like to help me make some dinner?"

       "You will?! Aw, that's great kiddo! We'll be having pasta! Can I put you in charge of the boiling noodles? Here's the noodles and here's the pot. Over there's the faucet. Watch out! It's hot! Eheheheh!"

Time Passes

       "Omg! Well done! The noodles couldn't have turned out better! Aww, and look at that cute blush. I'm proud of ya kiddo. Oh! You give the best hugs! So snuggly and warm! Mmmm! How about we eat some pasta, yeah? I'll go get Virgil!"

Time Passes

       "Mmmm! That was amazing! Lemme tell ya, Pasta is always better when it's shared with friends! Eheheh! Now, I had been meaning to ask ya, what brings you out of the imagination?"

       "Exploring eh? No harm in that! You're name's not Dora is it?"

       "Ahahahah! I was just checking. Say, what do you think about playing a board game or two? Sound like fun? Would ya mind if we played Trouble?"

       "Do you know what trouble is? The rules are simple! It's an old famILY favorite of ours! There's a big button in the middle of the board with a dice inside. Player's start on opposite sides of the board and move in a clockwise motion At the beginning of everyone's turn, they push the button to roll the dice! If you roll a one or a six, you can get a peg out of home and begin to move it around the board on your next turn. Unless you roll a six, then you get to roll again! The objective is to get all four of your pegs out of home and around the board into your safe zone using the numbers that you roll from the dice on your turn! Watch out though! There's a catch. If your opponent happens to roll the dice, and their peg is that many spaces away from you as the number on the dice says; They can get your peg out and put it back in home, so you'd have to start the process all over again with that peg. Then the opponent would say 'Uh-Oh! You're in trouble!' Sound simple? It's a really fun game! You ready to play?"

       "Awesome!"

Time Passes

       "I'll go ahead and take my turn first then. I'm gonna press the button. I got a two. Because I don't have a peg already out, I can't move anything and it is now your turn."