Sanders Sides Tickle Fic Oneshots

A Self Insert Roman Tease

Author's Note: I've had this one up and coming for awhile. I've been meaning to write it earlier, but that didn't happen, but here it is now! It is a continuation of the last self insert tease including Roman this time. Logan is mentioned so I suggest you have read the first before reading this one. I wrote it as genderless as possible with as many tickle spots as the story would permit me. Hope there is something for everyone! Vote in the comments if you want a self insert of Patton or Virgil next in this mini series! Love you guys and hope you enjoy!

A Self Insert Roman Tease

(Ships): None

Words ~ 1,612 ~

Warnings: None

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"Ah. A lovely day in the countryside. I really should come visit your village more often. You have splendid scenery. And very powerful horses! This carriage is going faster than mine own! I am, dare I say it, envious of these gentle beasts. If only I had that much raw power."

"Whats this you say? I already do have that much raw power? Haha! You are quite the charmer. Indeed horses are among the strongest of docile animals."

"How do I know that? Logan told me-er- that's Prince Logan to you. I wouldnt stand for one of my creations thinking of my fellow aspect anything short of a Prince. Well except when he's being compared to me. Then in prince standards I am higher than him."

"No I am not king yet and no not all prince's have the same power as others. Your not comparing him to me now are you? Because it's clear that I'm the superior."

"What do you mean what about Patton? And call him Prince Patton mind you! Yes he May be a fun loving Father figure figment, but that does not make him the king no."

"No he is not my father and no I am not his son! If anything Thomas is a closer son to him than I am!"

"You are quite cheeky for a creation, are you the same one Logan told me about?"

"Yes?! Well...at least you seem to be behaving...partially. Logan has told me he'd found a way to keep you at bay through weekly meetings with him. If I may what do you do in these meetings hmm?"

"Oh?! Your blushing? Why is that? It isn't that private now is it?"

"No? Good. Just something that gives you a little pink in the cheeks. Okay."

"Well if you want to tell me you can. I'm curious to know."

(Time passes.)

"Thank you for the lovely visit to your village. Would you mind joining me in my castle for a celebratory tea party then?"

"You will?! Thats fantastic! Come in! Come come!"

(Time passes.)

"Thank you for the tea Fredrickson! Ahh...it might be slightly hot. Apologies."

"What do you mean I sounded like Logan. And Prince Logan! Stop forgetting the proper title."

"Well yes of course if Logan was here he'd argue that he wasn't a prince but that's besides the point. If anything you are the one sounding like Logan. Hanging out with him too much now are we? Sounds to me like you need more of a prince in your life."

"Oh har har. Dont use your creation-Ness and try to blow off that you aren't alive. I did indeed create you! But you have more life than my other creations that itself is true."