Sanders Sides Tickle Fic Oneshots

A Pure Weakness

Author's Note: DO NOT READ unless you have seen the new video! There are spoilers in this tickle fic! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! That said I love the new dark side and Mr. Mcstinky trash boi. He's great and the "Tickle me, emo." at the end got me thinking. And this tickle fic was the outcome of me thinking! There are some warnings, definitely not as many as the new video, but there will be some, so just be sure to stay safe. Love you all and hope you enjoy. I apologize if characterizations are off. I may rewrite this one in the future if I'm not satisfied with it, but I will cross that bridge when I get to it!

A Pure Weakness

Ships: (None)

Words ~ 1501 ~

Warnings: Deceit, New Dark Side, sexual innuendos (more than the usual), a bunch of time skips, the mention of eating deoderrant. (let me know if theres anything else!)

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It wasn't often Deceit asked for favors. He wasn't keen on being in debt and would rather have had the debt on another side, however this time it was different. Thomas needed to know more about the dark sides and the quote on quote 'bad' parts of him. And having The Duke reveal himself to Thomas was the first step in deceit's ploy into getting what he wanted. He overlooked one teensy weensy detail however.

The duke had one weakness that Virgil might have remembered. Deceit tried to brush the worry off as if it were nothing more than a light concern, but when the duke appeared in front of him, pouty lipped and teary eyed, Deceit's fears had been confirmed.

"Oh no...my sweet duke..." His voice soothed the bumbling buffoon. "What happened?"

"You know very well what happened! I was told on!"

"Told on? But how? It wasn't Virgil who t-worded you this time?" Deceit took a couple steps towards Remus and watched with curiosity as his face suddenly exploded with embarrassment and wrath.

"WORSE! He told my brother!" Deceit showed no reaction.

"So...Roman knows now...this means that Logan and Patton aren't far behind..." he rubbed his chin. Remus whined and hid his face sinking to the ground. "Oh come now, my duke. It will be alright. Tickling isn't the worst weakness someone could have..." He smirked and reached a hand out to tweak his knee watching as the duke shrieked while scrambling away. He chuckled.

"It is as adorable as it is pure too." The duke just continued to sulk, watching as all the intrusive thoughts he wanted to shout out at Thomas from there on out were interrupted by his own laughter.

Roman was the worst by far and it wasn't only because they shared a room.

"Ohoho! My little brother! Can think of the grossest nastiest thing, but can't even take a little tickling!" Roman was grinning while Remus cowered in the corner with his mace. "You stay back Roman! Or I'll give Thomas that dream about Japanese tentacle porn again!"

The threats were his only saving grace at times, but others he wasn't so lucky. He'd be on the floor on his stomach, screeching with laughter as Roman flutters his fingers along his neck and ears. It was even worse when Roman stole one of his ears, then ran off with it, tickling it as he pleased.

For years Roman had no way of dealing with his annoying brother who kept pushing his buttons, but thanks to the ex-dark-side's betrayal, he was finally given a level playing field. And Roman's torture was only the beginning.

Patton found out quite soon after. You see Roman was ticklish too, but he didn't quite mind it from Patton. The moral aspect was wondering if Remus and Roman had twin psychic powers, somehow completely forgetting that they are part of the same person's imagination. So, Patton wanted to know if they could feel the same thing. He resolved to tickling because Patton wouldn't hurt a fly. And of course when Patton tickled Roman on Remus's tickle spots, he just had to let it slip. "You know Patton. They say twins have the same tickle spots." Remus thought deceit would come to the rescue after that blatant lie. But nooooo. He just stood on the sidelines waving innocently like the bastard he was.