Sanders Sides Tickle Fic Oneshots

A Self-Insert Deceit Tease

Author's Note: Deceit won! By a long shot. So...here you all go! I hope you enjoy!

Words ~ 1545 ~

Warnings: Tw deceit, Remus mention, extremely teasy, some restraining.

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"Why hello there! What brings you to this part of the mind palace, hm? You seem a little lost. No need to shy away from me, I won't hurt you."

"Oh, you don't need to tell me who you are. I already know."

"How you ask? Well, I have my ways of obtaining information. It's funny how you blush right off the bat as if you realize that I already know your deepest darkest secrets. Which in many ways I do. You have got to be the most giggly of Roman's creations from the rumors I've heard spread about you."

"Hey now. Why are you slinking away? You were so eager to let the other four tickle you. Why not get just a little taste of what I can do, hm? As I said before, I won't hurt you. Are you interested? Not even the least bit...curious, perhaps?"

"Awww, Logan's notes were correct when he said you had the sweetest blush when tickling was mentioned near you. Now, come here. Have a seat! Won't you let me adore you? Yes, I am a snake, but don't let that deter you from trying out my tickling techniques."

"Aww. Was that a squeal? Why I haven't even touched you yet! Would you like to remedy that perhaps? Just sit in this chair and we will get started. That's it. That's it. Move as slow as you need. I know how frightening I can be. Perfectly wonderful, y/n. Now, can you start by telling me where you would like to be tickled first?"

"No? Why no? Are you embarrassed? Flustered? Never have you ever been in a situation where someone already knew you wanted to be tickled and suddenly the situation turned on its head?"

"No. Patton doesn't count. This is me in front of you, not him. You see, what I can offer you that none of the other sides can are these. Yes, gasp all you want. I have thrice the pairs of arms that they have! What do you think? Would you like to touch them? Yes, they are one hundred percent as real as Thomas's imagination!"

"Haha... Have you made up your mind yet then? Was that a nod? I'm afraid you are going to have to give me a much clearer sign than that. Oh good, you do want to be tickled by me. I'm sure that can be arranged somehow."

"Hm, I think I'll begin at your chin. Yes, just a wiggling finger from my silky smooth glove could do the trick. I love how you are trying to get away and stay in place at the same time. It is truthfully endearing. I think next, I shall try your ears. Hearing the little giggles as my light touch comes in contact with your sensitive ears is very sweet to listen too!"

"Stop? Why I just began, but if you insist. Oh? You're pouting now. But, you just asked me to stop, unless you didn't mean it and in that case, I can definitely restart. But, I'm afraid it will cost you something. Each time you tell me to stop, I'm going to limit your ability to get away from my wiggling hands. Oh, don't give me that look of horror. We both know you love this. Now put your arms up nice and high."

"Very good thank you. Now, I'm going to hold them both here with one hand and you can't do a thing about it, or...you don't want to do a thing about it. No need to lie, I see it right there in your eyes. You are so excited about this tickling you are going to get! And you know what? You should be."

"Would you look at that?! Armpits, perfectly stretched and ready for my fingers. Tickle tickle kitchy kitchy koo! Still haven't touched you! Would you like me too? You just have to say one little, simple word. You know it. Oh don't be difficult, I can see it right there on your lips. 'Please?' Right?"