Sanders Sides Tickle Fic Oneshots

A Self-Insert Virgil Fic

Author's Note: Oh my goodness! It's been so damn long!! I'm sorry guys! I've been busy with school and everything and didn't have time to finish this! I finally did though, so that must account for something. The next fic will be that ancient Roman logicality tickle fic I said I'd write! I'll edit the scores in later, but right now I present to you the Virgil self-insert fic! I was told Virgil was a little out of character when someone read this for me, but I don't write Virgil that good so I apologize in advance. Nevertheless, please enjoy! Or...try too! XD

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"Nngh…”

“Huh? The heck are you doing in here, kid?”

“Just looking around? Sure go ahead, just don’t bother me.”

“Wait a minute...what are you even doing in the mind palace? You aren’t a side or a figment.”

“You just...walked in? That never happens dude. You don’t just ‘walk’ in. Da hell’d you come from?”

“Roman’s room? You’re one of his creations then. So...the barrier just let you walk through? Did Roman say you could?”

“What do you mean kind of? He either did or he didn’t.”

“What do you mean you don’t know? You’re one of his creations, dedicated to serving him on whatever mission or quest he does.”

“Huh? You were created to help...Logan? Yet you came from Roman’s room. Heh. Amusing.”

“Well fine. I don't confront people often so don’t let me stop you from exploring. Just don’t touch anything.”

(Time Passes)

“...”

“What was that sound…? They better not have broken anything. I guess this means I have to get up from my spot on the couch and check. God, I don’t get paid enough for being the worrier of the group. Heck I don’t get paid at all!”

“-oh my god! What did I tell you about touching stuff?! It’s a good thing everything here is replaceable, or Patton would have my hide if he found out that this vase was broken.”

“Ugh. You better help me clean this up or so help me...huh?”

“Oh.”

“Oh shoot!”

“I’m so sorry.”

“No. Please don’t cry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to raise my voice at you. Dang I know how you feel. I promise you I’m not a hypocrite. I’m always scared I’m gonna break something when I come here.”

“Shhhh...shhh...Patton is much better at comforting than I am-Oof! Did you have to pin me to the floor?”

“Aaaaaand now we are cuddling…well alright as long as you stop crying. I don't mind physical touch, but maybe...warn a dude next time.”

(Time Passes)

“Look, dude. It's been a couple minutes and...you're still on me. Are ya gonna oh I don't know...let me breathe? Why are you giggling? No seriously what's so funny?”

“What about what you do with Logan? I don't want to know it.”

“There's something you want me to do? God, don't leave me with questions. You know I have anxiety right? That doesn't go over well.”

“Stop covering your face and tell me what you want! So you can leave me in peace.”

“What do you mean you are having a hard time saying it? Just spit it out! You're making me nervous!”

“Alright good. Now tell me.”

“He tickles you? That's it? You were all giggly because of that?”

“Seriously kid tickling? I thought it was something much worse. But all in all, you’re trapping me...Because you want me...an anxious mess...to tickle you...who's also an anxious mess? Do you know how badly that could turn out?”

“Oh no. No no. Don’t you dare give me those puppy eyes. Only Patton's allowed to do that. Kid please stop…”

“You know you're making me want to tickle you now, but brats don't deserve tickles.”

“Okay that pout is just pathetic. I'd like to see if your bottom lip could stick out any lower.”

“Wait really? I barely grazed your neck, and that tickled? You must be really sensitive. Well, now I'm kind of forced to do it. Alright then. We'll make a game out of it.”

“Alright. I want you to lay down and put your arms up. The moment your arms clamp down to your sides, the tickling stops. You gotta prove it to me that you really want this. Alright? No protecting, just let my fingers do their thing. I still can't believe you like this.”

“Just, get into position so we can get this over with already. Thank you.”

“Okay. Your giggling is kinda cute. I haven't even touched you yet!”

“Damn, you're wiggly. You remind me of Patton when he's having a giggle fit.”

“Ah ah ah. Keep those arms up. What did I just say? Guess you don't wanna be tickled.”

“Gosh you're whiny-GAH! Did you just try tickle me?!”

“Alright, that's it!”

“Damn your arms flew down immediately. Are your armpits that ticklish? Should I try again?”

“Yup. That's a tickle spot alright. How about these ribs? Your giggles are loud. See like...I'm surprised tickling your ribs doesn't hurt. I'd be in pain right now.”

“Someone's shirt is a little ridden up. Tummy's ticklish?”

“Why are you shaking no? C'mon kid, you said you liked it. Meh, I'm a tickle it anyway.”

“Yeah you were lying when you said you weren't ticklish here. Any idea on a punishment?”

“I can't understand through your giggles, so I'll choose for you. How 'bout a raspberry? Pffbt. Geez, dude! Remind me to wear ear plugs next time. You're deafening. Pffbt! Yeah this is a good punishment. Hehe.”

“Got your feet. Whatcha gonna do now? Kicking? Yeah sorry dude. I'm much stronger than you and you cant get out of this hold. Lemme just work off your socks and shoes here.”

“Again with the wiggles! Are your toes ticklish? Yeah? Telling the truth now? So you admit you like it.”

“I know you did earlier, but you were all like 'no no no!!’ Pff…”

“If I were Princey I would sing “Poor Unfortunate Soles". Oh...how 'bout your knees? Yeah? I heard a giggle. And a squeal. God thats cute.”

“Stop? Alright...not before I tickle that neck of yours though! Ok! Ok, I'm done. I promise. Get off me now? Please? Thank you.”

“So you like being tickled, hm? Again I dont completely understand, but I'm not gonna diss you for it. Okay okay. Thank you for the hug. Yes you are forgiven. Patton won't be angry...I dont think. Just cross that bridge with him when you get there.”

“Yeah if Patton found out you were ticklish and liked it, you wouldn't be able to escape. At all. Just watch your back alright? And those ticklish sides of yours. Take care, dude.”

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Author's Note: I hoped you all enjoyed and I'm hoping the next tickle fic will be up soon. I don't know how soon. Hopefully soon!