Group are walking cheerfully along, whistling, when suddenly, they turn a corner to see zombies.
Mel: We’re outnumbered...
Jack: Run?
Jamie: Run.
Carter: Hey, we could take these guys on.
Patrick: Don’t be an idiot.
Zombie 1 (yes, the little one again. I had to use the promise of more lines to bribe her to do something for me. Don’t judge me, ok?): People! Get them!
Jamie: Oh boy. Run!!!
All of the group turn and run away, screaming, whilst the zombies chase after them.
Jack: In there! (points to a building, before running inside)
Jamie: It’s a honey store!
Mel: I love honey!
Patrick: Grab some honey!
Carter: I really don’t think now is the time Patrick!
Patrick: (turning around to face Carter) There’s always time for food.
Jamie: Watch out! Someone’s spilt honey all over the floor!
Jack: (tripping, falls into the honey) I’m drowning!
Jamie: In honey?
Jack: arghh gargle blarg
Mel: What did he say?
Carter: I think he said go on without him, there’s a tonne of zombies right behind you.
Patrick: Zombies!!! (runs off, screaming like a little girl)
Shopkeeper:Hey! That’s me honey you hooligans be stealing!
Jamie: You’re worrying about thieves?! We’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse woman!
Jack: gurgle argh blah
Shopkeeper: Go on! Git! Git outta here!
Jamie, Mel and Carter follow Patrick out of the back exit, leaving Jack alone, drowning in honey
Shopkeeper: darn hooligans.
Zombies shamble in, attacking Jack, the Shopkeeper, and honey.
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Dedicated to AurelieBonhoffen for giving me the idea of someone drowning in honey or some other gooey liquid :D I had to change it from a factory to a shop though, since we have no factories where I live that would let us film a zombie scene...
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