SCENE 10
Group walking down the street.
Peter: Wow! Look at this! It’s a car!
Jack: There are lots of them around Peter.
Peter: But this one still has the keys in it!
Mary: How convenient!
Carl: It feels like we’re missing something...
Mary: A dance number?!
Carl: Ohmigosh! Yes!
Jack: Are we just turning this into broadway now?
Breaks out into song. ‘zombie on your lawn’ plants vs zombies song.
Mary: Sunflower!
One, two, three!
Chorus, in Day and Pool stages
All: There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
Peter: We don't want zombies on the lawn.
Mary: I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
Carl: You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here
Extra: Nooooo!
Jack: I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
Peter: You like the taste of brains, we don't like zombies
Zombie 2: I used to play football (Mary: footbaaall)
Zombie 3: Road cones protect my head (Peter: cone on his head)
Zombie 4: I have a screen door shield (Carl: screen door shieeeld)
All zombies: We are the undead!
Repeat Chorus, in Night and Fog stages
All: There's a zombie on your law-awn
There's a zombie on your lawnnn...
There's a zombie on your law-awn
We don't want zombies on the lawn...
Jack: Maybe it's time to reevaluate
Peter: I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Mary: Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
Carl: You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Mary: Instead we'll use this solar power to make a lawn defense at any hour.
Zombie 5: I like your tricycle (Jack: tricycle )
Zombie 6: There's butter on my head (Mary: on his head)
Zombie 7: (Dolphin sound) I'm gonna eat your brains (Peter: no no no no)
All zombies: We are the undead! (Zombie 7: We are SO the undead!)
Repeat chorus, in Roof and Day stages (Editing roof and Day)
All: There's a zombie on your law-awn
There's a zombie on your lawnnn...
There's a zombie on your law-awn
We don't want zombies on the lawn...
Jack: Well. That was weird.
Mary: We should get going.
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This song I heard on 'Plants vs. Zombies' a pretty nifty kids zombie game. It was a bit kooky, well, a LOT kooky, but we put it in there just because we could. The original video is added to the media.
Also, ideas for scene 11 would be greatly appreciated, however, my friends have already decided Peter must die next. So, yeah, any comical ways for him to die?
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