Bad Idea, Mister Bad Boy

Alais: Lawn Crasher

Fuck you. Fuck you very very much.

I picked up my phone, my eyes narrowed as I stared out my bedroom window.

"What?" I asked, putting the phone to my ear.

"Are you ok?" Hunters voice asked on the other line.

I narrowed my eyes again. "I'm not sure."

"What do you mean? Are you in danger?" he said, worry in his voice.

"I'll have to get back to you on that one," I muttered.

"Ryann wait don't-"

I hung up, throwing my phone down and jumping off my bed.

I raced down the stairs, ripping my door open.

"What the fuck are you doing on my lawn?" I yelled, slamming the door shut behind me.

Damon looked up, surprised. Then he smirked, waving. "Hey Ryann!"

"Did you not just hear what I said? Or are you dense? And what the hell is on my lawn?"

"I think the real is question, what isn't on your lawn?"

"You won't be in five seconds when I call the cops."

He sighed. "It's always 'calling the cops this' or 'calling the cops that' with you. Can't we ever just have fun without you trying to call the cops?" He asked.

"Considering you harass me, force me to do stuff and just generally have an annoying face that makes me mildly homicidal, no. We can't do fun things without me trying to call the cops," I replied, smirking and crossing my arms over my chest.

He stopped, frowning and processing my words.

It was at that exact moment that Hunter decided to show up, stopping his car and hurrying out.

"Ryann! I came as fast as I- what's going on?" He asked, panting. He had raced out his car but now stood dumbfounded as he watched me and Damon.

"Shhh. Don't startle him, he's trying to think," I said over my shoulder.

Damon narrowed his eyes at me. "I can still hear you, you know."

"Oh! It spoke! Oh dear god it spoke! This is it! The moment when the animals take over!" I cried throwing my hands up in the air dramatically and racing to stand behind Hunter.

Hunter burst out laughing and Damon rolled his eyes.

"You just always have to insult me, don't you?" He asked.

"You betcha. It's fun seeing your little piggy tail all curled up in anger."

"And here I thought you were in real danger!" Hunter laughed.

I shrugged, walking back to Damon. "He's as harmless as an ingrown hair."

"First off, ew. And secondly, hey! I am not harmless! I can be very harmful when I want," he pouted.

"I shoulda had my phone with me to record so that they can use it in court when they convict you of harassment," I said,"Now get your shit of my lawn."

"It's not shit! It's a picnic if you must know," he said, crossing his arms.

"You're eating a picnic on my lawn? Why? Are you poor or something? Actually, you know what I don't wanna know. Then I have to pretend to care about you," I said,"Or maybe you aren't poor and you're just really a stalker. I'm hoping for the latter so I can take out a restraining order."

Hunter burst out laughing again and Damon shook his head.

"I thought you'd like to have a romantic picnic with me," he cooed.

"And destroy what little dignity you have left? No thank you," I said.

I looked down at the wicker basket, the red checkered blanket and rolled my eyes.

"It looks like a handful of cliche just threw up on my lawn. Now bring it into my house cause I ain't eating anywhere in public with you," I said, storming back to my house.

Hunter howled with laughter and followed me as Damon picked his stuff up and marched into my house.

"Oh and next time you're on my lawn at a random time of day, I won't even bother to call the cops. I'll just pepper spray you," I said happily,"I've always wanted to try it out and ever since I met you I got the feeling I would get to use it."

Damon frowned as we all burst out laughing.

"I'm not that bad!"

"You so are! You're like a disease no one can shake."

"Ouch. That was harsh."

"Not as harsh as you trying to take advantage of drunk me."

His eyes widened. "How's you know? Did Hunter tell you?"

"Ha! Moron. I had no idea you tried to take advantage of me. But I do know. Oh look. And I recorded it," I grinned, holding up Hunters Phone.

He had slipped it to me when we had been walking back.

"Hey wait! Give that here!" He said, chasing me around.

I laughed and laughed.

"Why are you so useless?! I've given you everything you ever could have wanted. Hell, I've given you more than I even my little brother. Be grateful for once."

"You can't catch me!" I sang, jumping over the kitchen table.

"Oh yes I can!"

Hey guys so new chapter! Sorry it's so late(got caught up in playing revelation online again😂) Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed this extra long chapter! Don't forget to comment and vote and love you! Also don't forget to check out my other book, Bite me! I just finished it!