Bang Me (The Big Bang Theory Fan-Fiction)

The Date

Maddie’s POV:

I nudged Penny hard in the ribs. She let out a high pitched, “Ow!” before getting the hint. Why Raj would show up in a top hat, I had no idea. It sure did look good on him though. If he had learned to talk to me as well as he had learned to dress, then maybe this relationship could actually go somewhere. If he had learned to kiss well on top of everything else then maybe he could get somewhere with me tonight too.

Raj’s POV:

I had to keep my thoughts silent, like whispering inside of my head. There was no way that I was going to keep from thinking completely besides the conversation that Maddie so desperately craved. The whole relationship relied on this night. If I even slipped up once and she noticed it, then it could rightly mean the end of us. I would never get to hold her hand again, and I would never get the chance to sleep with her. I would have to try my best tonight. It was for the greater good and for the continuation of my sex life.

“I bought these for you,” the computer said in my voice ads I handed the flowers to Maddie. So far, I was able to keep my mouth up with my ‘speech’. I only hoped that I could keep this up for the rest of the night.

“Thank you, Raj. Can I take your coat and hat? It’s pretty warm in here.”

“Oh no! What do I do?” I thought too quickly and not whisper-like at all.

“Do whatever you want. The hat is actually quite nice. Keep it on if you like; I’m a little into it, but you really should take off your coat if you don’t want to die of heat stroke.”

I sighed. “What a relief,” I whispered inside of my head and the computer whispered outside of my head. Luckily, Maddie hadn’t been looking to see that my mouth hadn’t matched up with my voice at all. 

Unluckily, she had still heard it. “Why is it a relief?”

I managed to compose myself before lip syncing to my thoughts. “I’m glad you like the hat. I’m relieved that you like it, actually. I was worried that it might have been a bit much.”

“Not at all,” she replied seductively. “I like a man who knows how to dress well.”

Maddie’s POV:

What was I doing? Why was I flirting him up so hard? He did look pretty fine and I was impressed at how well he was handling talking to me, but why was that making me want him to get his hands all over me? I took a deep breath and tried to pull myself together.

I took his coat and put it up for him. I then led him to the couch by holding his hand. ‘Good,’ I thought. ‘Hand-holding is cute.’ I had to sigh though. I didn’t want to be cute and hold his hand. I was thirsty and  I wanted to pull him around by his tie. Keeping cool and collected was going to be tough. 

We sat on the couch together and I set a movie going. Penny had left the first Captain America movie in the DVD player. When I asked her about it she had said, “I’m not really that big into comics, but his abs? Hot damn.” I figured that Raj would like the comic side of the thing, while I knew that staring at a set of nice abs wouldn’t hurt me one bit.

Raj’s POV:

Maddie was acting extra flirty today. Usually, I would be extremely into it. Unfortunately, I could only be mostly into it. Not thinking, or at least, keeping my thoughts quiet, was difficult. I was glad that her idea for a date was just sitting around watching a great movie. I could easily zone into the film if I had a chance, but Maddie seemed to be having some ideas of her own.

Maddie’s POV:

It seemed like I couldn’t stop myself from squirming. Raj was being so nice and cute, and here I was being horny as hell. He was snuggling me and and rubbing his thumb along the outside of my T-shirt, but I just wanted to rip off his shirt, along with the rest of his clothes.

He had been a normal guy and had even talked to me. Wasn’t talking the only condition I had given him to make this work? He had done it. So, really, he had earned what was coming to him.  was usually shy when it came to this sort of thing, but tonight I was channeling my inner Penny, and I was ready to play.