Killua's Diary 2 キルアの日記 (Ask Killua#2)

Mistletoe (1)

"Argh, how many more attemps can I make without stabbing myself with the hook of the bulb?" By the times I was done putting the hooks on hookless bulbs I had cuts all down my fingers and wrists. "That sucks," Xandria comes in the room with mistletoe in one hand. "No."

"What?"

"Just no."

"Chill Killua, I'm not trying to hang it up in here."

"Get that thing out of my face," I scowl.

Xandria sighs, "I was gonna ask you if we can try to force people to kiss under the mistletoe togrther. Buut I guess I'll torture them on my own~"

"Ha nope!" I jump on her before she leaves. "No way you're doing that without me."

attempt 1

I glare at Golden while hidden and ask Xandria if we should pair him up with Yuki. Xandria was reluctent at first because she said Aubrey and Gon were nearby and if they get set up with the wrong people we dig our graves. I cringe as I imagine if Gon and Yuki got set up on accident. I can not get the disturbing images out my head, "Hah, not like they would do it right?" I joke. "Rules are rules, Killua," Xandria says. I ended up hanging the mistletoe in the hallway and we wait. Xandria sees Ash at the corner of her eye and panicks. "W-What's wrong?!" I stutter. I look up and see Yuki and Ash UNDER THE MISTLETOE. Ash wanted to back away but he couldn't. Yuki screamed in anger and broke the mistletoe. "WHO DID THIS?!" Xandria and I scream as the mistletoe got destroyed. Ash replied, "I'm glad that didn't happen," Ash's face goes paler than his face ever would. He wasn't embaressed at all, he was scared for his life.

attempt 2

We hung the second one up in the kitchen. Golden, Aubrey and Gon enter and didn't know the mistletoe above them as they were chatting. "Oooo a threesome!" Ash said looking above them then at them and chuckled. The three of them scream and accuse Ash of hanging it up. The throw knifes at Ash as he dissapears.

Xandria went upstairs in a spare room with a couch. I sigh balling up the mistletoes and throwing them away, "That didn't work out." I mumble. "I know right. But you have to admit it was funny." Xandria hides a smile. "Anata wa warui xandriadesu," I chuckle. "Not denying that." she stands up stretching. "Anata no ue ni yadorigi ga iru." (there's mistletoe above you)

She looks up, "Hey, stop joking around!" I pluck her forehead, "So naive,"

"You sure about that?" Golden chuckles with Yuki next to him. "Look up." Yuki mouths and me and Xandria see the biggest mistletoe we've ever seen above us. I curse so much as Golden and Yuki tell us to take an L. Xandria sighs, "There's no way I'm kissing you!"

"You guys will be there for a while," Yuki chuckles as she leaves with Golden.