Featuring the unrealistic origins of Connor's nickname!!
ThoseWindowKids
11:42 p.m.
TotallyJK: Hey nerds!
AlanaBeck2036: Why are you texting now?
IndigoJazz: Yeah seriously???
TotallyJK: why not
TotallyJK: not like we have lives
ProtectedAcorn: Sad but true...
EdgyTeen: Guys take a screenshot!! It's the first time Jared's right about something!
IndigoJazz: And the last lol
TotallyJK: wow thnx jerks
ProtectedAcorn: CONNOR!!!
EdgyTeen: EVAN!!
ProtectedAcorn: You were in my dream!!
AlanaBeck2036: Awww!!!!!
IndigoJazz: I ship it!!!!!!
TotallyJK: K****!!!
EdgyTeen: What happened Ev?? :)
ProtectedAcorn: Okay so you were this crazed serial murder who would only kill people in closets. So I was in the library and I tried to call the police but I couldn't remember the Mass-Murderer-Hotline number and I was panicking because you were knocking from the inside of this closet. But then I woke up.
EdgyTeen: ...
AlanaBeck2036: ...
IndigoJazz: ?
TotallyJK: K****!
TotallyJK: lol
TotallyJK: ;p
IndigoJazz: #KillerConnor
AlanaBeck2036: #MurdererMurphy
IndigoJazz: #StylishPsycho
TotallyJK: #SchoolShooterChic
IndigoJazz: YAAAASSSSS!!!
[TotallyJK changed EdgyTeen's name to SchoolShooterChic]
SchoolShooterChic: I hate you all!!!
SchoolShooterChic: you'll be dead by tomorrow!!
Hi everyone! Thanks so much for reading my story! Sorry my first few chapters are going to be really short. I'll try to make them a little longer as I go. Feel free to leave comments!
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Weird Dear Evan Hansen One-Shots!
FanfictionOne-shots and other short stories influenced by the musical by Steven Levenson, Benj Pasek, and Justin Paul. (I do not own any of these characters or any part of the actual musical). This is my first fanfic so I hope you enjoy it!
