So, I had weird dreams last night. They were literally the weirdest dreams ever.
The first one included Tumblr, which is never a good thing in my dreams. Tumblr was an actual place, and if you liked something, you had to jump on the heart. My friend and I were walking around Tumblrland, and she just kept pushing me off the hearts for no reason (she would probably do this in real life too) but when we found a Game Of Thrones gif post, we were pushing each other so we could both jump on the heart. No one jumped on it in the end.
Dream number two just gets weirder. Three boys were sitting in a dirty tavern and placing bets on something, I don't really know what it was. The first boy, Gonderwyrne, bet 500 Kent, which was their currency. The second boy, Honderstelle, bet 200 Kent on the same side as Gonderwyrn. The third boy, Ponderwing, bet on the different side, 300 Kent. Honderstelle, scarecrow thin and quite the short boy, was all like "ooooooo, you do not want to bet against Gondy the red haired giant." Ponderwing, the tall chubby boy, got so angry that his normally straight golden hair started to curl. After an hour, Ponderwing walked away, 700 Kent richer.
Dream number three just makes no sense at all. Ponderwing and Honderstelle were on one side of a broken bridge while Gonderwyrne was on another side, and he looked lime he was about to explode from anger. I am not kidding, his face was literally redder than his hair, which was the reddest hair in the kingdom.
Hondy and Pondy were just laughing at him and throwing mini-fireworks at him from their side.
My mind is a crazy place, even messier than my bedroom. I pity the stupid, curious soul that ever tries to enter.
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The Book of Rants || Random
RandomMy mind is all over the place. In fact, it's been to places that don't exist. (Technically, they DO exist, since they exist in my mind, right?) Also includes randomness (Warning: may include swearing.)
