The Book of Rants || Random

I have stories to tell about school...

....and they're the ones that I find funny for some reason.

Sooo, last year we had a pretty mean Math teacher, and of course, she also had her class rules. Two of the unspoken rules were: don't bring a book that isn't math-related, and don't bring something not allowed in school, and these were only two rules.

I broke the rules so many times I'm surprised I never had to write hundreds of lines.

Number one in rule breaking: I did my friend's homework for her. We had to solve two pages in the English workbook and hand it in that very day. Of course, my friend didn't do it. Of course, I had done it like, a month earlier because I love the pages that are like puzzles and guessing games.
We didn't even have to be subtle about it. Once the teacher had her back turned, I just walked to my friend's desk and she gave me her workbook and then I walked back like nothing happened.

Number two: chilli chips (they were delicious!) I brought a large bag of chilli chips that day because who doesn't love chilli chips? And I also owed my friend, I don't remember why though, so I just gave her the bag and she just kept giving me pieces while sitting in front of me in (again) Math class.

Number three: I put liquid lipstick on in school. And it stuck there for ten minutes until I managed to finally wash it off, with good reason. It looked like..........

It looked like someone dipped my mouth into a bottle of concealer that dries very quick.

Number four: water fights. This wasn't last year, it was in fourth grade. I did some pretty stupid (but totally worth it) things back then. I still do. Anyway, I had the last AC mas(s?) test that day, and my mom forgot to send me some lunch since I was staying late for the test. So what did I do? I sat under my classroom window like a little shit with some of my friends who always stayed late, and we were playing truth or dare while spinning a pencil. Then we just filled some plastic water cups and threw some water on each other. After we finished, the entire corridor was a mess. So how do we clean a mess? We run into the bathroom and take an entire roll of toilet tissues to clean the floor. I'm just thankful that we weren't caught.