The Book of Rants || Random

Dear whoever reads this

Run as far away as possible from me. I'm feeling very insane right now.

Proof of my insanity (not the most solid thing, but meh.):

I spent eight minutes laughing so hard while trying to describe the doctor I saw today, then I saw a trailer and some guy looked really similar to him and I just paused and laughed so hard and kept trying to say that the doctor looked as though he wouldn't look unnatural if someone printed his face on a paper and then squished his face.

I sat on the chair in the kitchen and my mom just looked at me and said, "Don't worry, if you love him that much, I won't marry him like you wanted me to." (My mom has a very.......unique sense of humour some times. And I don't want her to marry some stranger. I don't want to either. I'm not on that level of insane yet.) My brother just stood outside the kitchen and kept asking what's so funny while I kept trying to say it wasn't even funny.

I choked on air and my tears could've filled an entire bottle of water from how long I was laughing.